Swap Meet J

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Wild shop. Wilder skits. HalfGram’s on “security,” J’s just tryna run the place. Great deals on glass, scales, grinders, etc. Thanks
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Crystals, swords, glass, chaos. 🔮⚔️💨🤣 Come to out store at 2850 Division Ave S. We got really great deals. Roughly 50% cheaper than Purple East, and Shakedown. Also got tools, and other stuff to check out as well. Hours are Mon-Thurs: 11am-9pm, Fri-Sat: 11am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm.

06/20/2026

Some things never change 😂 Found an old video of HalfGram asleep at the shop. Years later and he’s still putting in a full 8 hours… just not the kind we pay him for. 😴💀

06/20/2026

Whole crew out at the creek having a good time when HalfGram decides it’s the perfect place to throw a broken bottle. 🤦‍♂️ Uncle J about lost it. We don’t trash the creek, PILE! Keep it clean so everyone can enjoy it. 🌊

06/19/2026

Guy walks in looking for a job. HalfGram asks, “You sober?” Dude says, “Yeah.” Jordan looks up from his snack and says, “That’s gonna be a problem. We can’t hire you.” 🤣

06/19/2026

Uncle J and HalfGram pull up to the creek like they own the place. Uncle J rolling in on the Gator, HalfGram putting around on the mini bike acting like he’s leading the expedition. One of them is built for the outdoors… and one is HalfGram. 😂🌲

06/18/2026

HalfGram wants to close early for a mental health day. Uncle J started joking around, but on a serious note, mental health is a real issue and a lot of people struggle in silence. If you’re having a hard time, don’t be afraid to reach out and get help. Support is available, and asking for it is a sign of strength.
That being said… HalfGram admitted he’s mostly exhausted from all the work he didn’t do yesterday 😂

06/18/2026

HalfGram crashed the bike again and got the wind knocked out of himself 😂 Now he’s laying in the grass trying to catch his breath while swearing the bike is flooded. Uncle J says the only thing flooded is his excuses. 🤦‍♂️🏍️

06/18/2026

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Live!!! Dirt bikes! Four wheelers! The gator 🐊. We doing huge giveaways. Like and comment! FREE STUFF PILE

06/17/2026

Uncle J been working his ass off all morning while HalfGram is nowhere to be found. 😂

HalfGram finally strolls in late, looks around, and says… “When’s my break?” 🤦‍♂️

Bro just got here and already trying to recover from the shift he hasn’t worked yet. PILE! 😂

06/16/2026

HalfGram laid the mini bike down AGAIN. 😂

This time he says it wasn’t his fault… it was the “power band” acting up. Uncle J asked him if the power band is in the room with us right now. 🤦‍♂️

At this point the bike has hit the ground more than the kickstand. 💀

06/16/2026

Uncle J tells HalfGram he needs to greet every customer because customer service matters. 😂

HG sprints over asking the customer, “You got money?” 💀

Yeah… we might need a little more training before he’s ready for management. This ain’t no business stop. 🤦‍♂️

Address

2850 Division Avenue S
Grand Rapids, MI
49548

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 9pm
Tuesday 11am - 9pm
Wednesday 11am - 9pm
Thursday 11am - 9pm
Friday 11am - 10pm
Saturday 11am - 10pm
Sunday 11am - 8pm

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+16166086183

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