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Each post is made with love, humor, and droopy charm β€” just for you. Follow & be part of the Droopy family πŸ’›

What’s your Opinion on this sweat-shirt?
10/12/2026

What’s your Opinion on this sweat-shirt?

Every. Single. Walk.We have been standing here for 14 minutes.He has read 3 blades of grass.He has more to cover.Do not ...
10/12/2026

Every. Single. Walk.

We have been standing here for 14 minutes.
He has read 3 blades of grass.
He has more to cover.
Do not rush him. πŸΎπŸ“§πŸ˜­

😀 Spent 20 minutes on mascara. She just… woke up.Tag a friend whose dog out-glows them daily. πŸ‘‡
10/12/2026

😀 Spent 20 minutes on mascara. She just… woke up.
Tag a friend whose dog out-glows them daily. πŸ‘‡

Nobody warned me. Nobody said anything. I was not prepared for the weight. 🐾😭The love is the same. The structural damage...
10/12/2026

Nobody warned me. Nobody said anything. I was not prepared for the weight. 🐾😭
The love is the same. The structural damage is not.
Tag someone who is currently being crushed by their dog and refuses to move. πŸ‘‡

Some dogs fetch balls. Biscuit fetches broken hearts. πŸΎπŸ’›
10/11/2026

Some dogs fetch balls. Biscuit fetches broken hearts. πŸΎπŸ’›

10/11/2026

Biscuit booked a 9-step royal Shiatsu spa day and reached enlightenment in 90 seconds flat. πŸΆπŸ‘‘
Meanwhile the rest of us are stress-eating cereal at midnight. 😭

Head Chef Biscuit has entered the kitchen. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³No one knows what's on the menu.No one is allowed to ask.Just sit down and...
10/11/2026

Head Chef Biscuit has entered the kitchen. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³
No one knows what's on the menu.
No one is allowed to ask.
Just sit down and wait. 🐾😭
Drop a 🍳 if you'd eat whatever he makes.

Someone spent 45 minutes on this and we respect every single second of it. 🐾🍌Would you eat it or keep it forever?Drop a ...
10/11/2026

Someone spent 45 minutes on this and we respect every single second of it. 🐾🍌
Would you eat it or keep it forever?
Drop a 🍌 if you'd eat it.
Drop a 🐾 if you'd keep it.

He has opinions. He has standards. He has a list. 🐾Tag a Basset owner who can confirm every single one of these. πŸ‘‡
10/11/2026

He has opinions. He has standards. He has a list. 🐾
Tag a Basset owner who can confirm every single one of these. πŸ‘‡

Coffee β˜• Donuts 🍩 Basset Hound 🐾Name a better weekend trio. We'll wait.Happy Friday! Tag your couch buddy. 🧑
10/10/2026

Coffee β˜• Donuts 🍩 Basset Hound 🐾
Name a better weekend trio. We'll wait.
Happy Friday! Tag your couch buddy. 🧑

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