As Told By Ellie

As Told By Ellie Send cards, not texts. Like an adult. 🐌💌

06/26/2026

Give credit where it’s due. For the person who genuinely saved the day. Shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com

norma here. somebody asked me for a NICE card and i gave them THIS. it says exactly what it needs to. perfect for ur ene...
06/25/2026

norma here. somebody asked me for a NICE card and i gave them THIS. it says exactly what it needs to. perfect for ur enemy ur ex or that one coworker who microwaves FISH. as told by ellie makes the cards HALLMARK is too SCARED to. complaints about your day? u know who to call. the MANUFACTURER. of EARTH. not me. 🚬

Normalize sending your people something feral on a random Tuesday. Which friend needs one? Shop in bio · astoldbyellie.c...
06/24/2026

Normalize sending your people something feral on a random Tuesday. Which friend needs one? Shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com

06/23/2026

Orders hit and now they’re off to a stupid new town with a stupid new base and stupid new coworkers. Say goodbye like you actually know them. Shop in bio 🔗 astoldbyellie.com

06/22/2026

This card got shared to everyone’s stories like 10 times over, so it’s getting its own post. For the friend whose life is a dumpster fire, but whose ass remains spectacular. Shop in bio 💌 astoldbyellie.com

06/21/2026

No paragraph, no excuses. Just “my bad” and the dignity of keeping it short. Shop in bio.

Year 5 of running this business and I’m just now admitting where the startup budget went.A unicycle. A jousting stick “f...
06/19/2026

Year 5 of running this business and I’m just now admitting where the startup budget went.

A unicycle. A jousting stick “for branding.” A $500 wrestling belt to pack orders in. A taxidermy moose, because apparently I thought a CEO needed sophisticated decor.

You do not need any of this to start a business. You need cards people actually want and a way to mail them.

Anyway. Swipe for the full list of my crimes.

🛒 astoldbyellie.com (the cards, not the moose)

06/18/2026

They escaped and left you there. Celebrate the traitor properly. Shop in bio.

06/18/2026

The birthday card for the friend you’d take a bullet for and also call a bitch daily 😘 shop in bio | astoldbyellie.com

You’ve been mailing the cards. Now you can wear the personality. New tees up in the shop. same voice, fewer envelopes. S...
06/17/2026

You’ve been mailing the cards. Now you can wear the personality. New tees up in the shop. same voice, fewer envelopes. Shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com

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