As Told By Ellie

As Told By Ellie Send cards, not texts. Like an adult. 🐌💌

underrated. change my mind. like, I just know there’s more fellow shower wall hair artists out there 😢
09/14/2026

underrated. change my mind. like, I just know there’s more fellow shower wall hair artists out there 😢

not my usual content, but I’ve got a lot of business lessons from building this thing from the ground up and I like shar...
09/13/2026

not my usual content, but I’ve got a lot of business lessons from building this thing from the ground up and I like sharing them to hopefully help & inspire other small biz owners 🫶 can post more of this kinda stuff if you guys are into it. if not, the regularly scheduled chaos will resume tomorrow. bye bye. 👋

if you wanted “thoughts and prayers” or “sorry for your loss.” wrong page. these say what people actually need to hear. ...
09/12/2026

if you wanted “thoughts and prayers” or “sorry for your loss.” wrong page. these say what people actually need to hear. shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com 🫶✉️

09/11/2026

OFFICIAL STATEMENT:

regarding the 4,000 messages asking if I ship internationally: I don't. I wish I did. I looked into it and the math made me want to lie down in the middle of the floor, in the dark, fully clothed, and not get up.

for now it's US only, and I'm sorry, and also not sorry enough to charge you $40 shipping on a single card.

BUT. I do wholesale. so if there's a shop near you that needs to be carrying these, tag them below. I can't promise anything but I will absolutely stalk your local card aisle's Instagram if you send me there.

real life doesn’t come with a greeting card section. so I built one. shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com ✉️
09/09/2026

real life doesn’t come with a greeting card section. so I built one. shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com ✉️

Turns out there’s not a card section for IVF love & loss either. Weird. Anyway, here’s yours. Shop in bio · astoldbyelli...
09/07/2026

Turns out there’s not a card section for IVF love & loss either. Weird. Anyway, here’s yours. Shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com

Watching someone escape the job while you’re still stuck there hits different. For the coworker who quit, retired, got p...
09/06/2026

Watching someone escape the job while you’re still stuck there hits different. For the coworker who quit, retired, got promoted, or got shipped off to a new base, there’s a card for every kind of betrayal. Shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com

Rude, insulting, and exactly what your friend group actually sounds like. Shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com
09/05/2026

Rude, insulting, and exactly what your friend group actually sounds like. Shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com

Packing orders at 11pm and walking to the mailbox aren’t the same without him trailing behind me. He was there for almos...
09/03/2026

Packing orders at 11pm and walking to the mailbox aren’t the same without him trailing behind me. He was there for almost every card this shop ever sent. Made these for anyone else missing that same shadow. It’s truly the loudest silence 💔 Shop in bio · astoldbyellie.com

09/02/2026

OFFICIAL STATEMENT:

it has come to our attention that a commenter believes our cards are not printed. an internal investigation was launched. we retraced every step of production.

the cards are printed. they were printed yesterday. they will be printed again tomorrow.

we do not know what alternative process was being imagined here, handwritten, perhaps, or engraved, but we can confirm none of that is happening.

the cards remain printed. we consider the matter closed and slightly concerning.

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