Magickal Macabre

06/03/2026

Who's ready?! I AM SO EXCITED!!

SUMMERWEEN LUAU MARKET AT THE FUNERAL MUSEUM!

Summerween Luau Market

Beat the heat July 17th and enjoy an indoor evening market INSIDE the Funeral Museum. Check out our newest exhibits, learn about funeral customs around the world while shopping 40+ , and vendors.

Come dressed up for added fun! Everyone is getting lei’d at the Funeral Museum. 😉

GRAB YOUR TICKETS TODAY AT NMFH.ORG

05/27/2026

Making medicine is seriously an art, and a time to come together. Thank goodness for the kindness of sharing and help in the heat from one bestie, and effort and tallness of my other bestie for helping me gather these sweetgum balls! Not to mention her photo taking abilities. I thought I had missed my window but the rain lately said, "Nah, gurr.... here's another chance." So gather we did! We WILL have several batches of Gumball Guardian (aka Nature's Tamiflu) come July, which is well before flu season, I know. But gratefully, this stuff's shelf life is literal years! Not to mention the dark bottles that will keep it safe. I HAVE upgraded the bottles to be larger. D***y me didn't realize just how small, compared to the dosage, the last ones were. So live and learn we do! Here's to bigger and better, and always, here's to HEALTH and FRIENDSHIP! ❤️ Shout out to my besties for making this happen! The Mystical Ho**er Lani Hasson

05/07/2026

A good time shall be had by all! Join us! https://www.instagram.com/p/DYDLXX5FLS-/?igsh=MXZsYXNpNXgxMWVjMw==

05/05/2026

To those of you who bought my Deep Breath Herbal Tea, I would like to send out a formal "I'm sorry". Not because it doesn't work as well as hoped, but because turmeric is MESSY in powder form. 😅 I hope your fingers didn't stay stained for long! In honor of evolving, my Deep Breath Herbal Tea will now have chunks of dehydrated, fresh turmeric root rather than powder form turmeric. I have always said that mistakes are important for growth. It's what you do with those mistakes that is important. 😉

05/05/2026

Did you know that cherries, specifically tart cherries help your body produce melatonin? Well, now you do! I add tart cherries to my Lucid tea to give an extra kick of sleepiness so your dreams will be extra sweet. 🥰 Lucid* also includes chamomile, lavender, traditionally used to slooooow you down to relaxation. I included marshmallow leaf to soften the bite of the lavender so that the flavor is smooth, not soapy. Lastly, of course, there is mugwort to lull you into REM and promote lucid dreams, hence the name. Dream sweet, everyone.
Keep in mind! I may not have a shopify anymore, but you are welcome to order from me here and I can produce a business professional invoice for you, so you can rest easy. 💤 😴

05/03/2026

Quality. I want the BEST flavor and the BEST quality for my teas because, well.... you're important and worth it. It is easy to see which mimosa flower is worth being in my Sunshine In A Bag tea. They are chosen meticulously. I want it to be just as easy to trust the quality of my product. These trees have been in my family for years. I talk to them. They talk back. There is love infused in this tea. Of that, you can be sure.
Mimosa is traditionally used to help ease anxiety and uplift your spirits. I am over the moon to be someone who can help you with that. ❤️

04/30/2026

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!! I have waited nearly a YEAR to make this for you guys!!! I only learned about the anxiety and grief-fighting power of mimosa LAST YEAR, after my trees had bloomed and went away for the season. Ooooof course. 🙄 Since then, I have been patiently waiting.....watching. 😈 And now!? IT'S TIME!!!! I am offering mimosa tea for a limited time (due to limitied product ;) ) blended with some special herbs for specific things! Here's the cool part..... YOU get to pick what to blend it with!!! That's right! Made to order! Each blend will have mimosa flowers, of course, but you get to add another herb of your choice! 🥰 Traditionally, hibiscus has been used to support emotional wellbeing and is known as "the tree of happiness".
Blend with:
Rose petals for grief relief.
Passion flower for a super calming effect.
Hibiscus to lift the spirits.
Skullcap for anxiety relief.
Chamomile for tension softening.
Each bag (which has between 5 to 7 cups worth of herbal tea) will be $10 and will be packed to the brim! If you would like an additional herb, just add $1 and be sure to let me know what you'd like extra!
I haven't chosen a name for this blend offer yet, so for now, we're gonna call it "Sunshine In A Bag", because.....ya know.... The Gorillaz rock. 😆 Please feel free to message me with any questions! 🧚‍♀️ Blessed Beltane, everyone! ❤️

04/07/2026

Notice to all my amazing non-local folks! You and I are going on a journey! Today I closed my Shopify account. The fees are too many compared to my profits, and so I am going to treat myself better and look elsewhere for something to evolve to. I do more in-person sales than anything, but for those of you who aren't my next door neighbors, I still want to provide something a little more professional than just my Venmo and a tracking number. 😆 Maybe I'll learn Square and how to do all the cool things with that being that I am already a customer. But for those of you using Shopify, I'll give you an example. The entire year of 2025, I made $137.60 in sales. $91.83 of that went to fees. 🙃 That's just not sustainable. So, farewell, Shopify. I bid you adieu. Onto bigger and better things for the future! I do have something in mind! A small, woman-owned business I came across on Tiktok! She's really shooting for something positive here, guys. It's only $5 a month. No fees, because she believes we should KEEP the money we earn. Love that. Queen. 💅 Anyhow, I'll give it a shot and keep you guys posted! Especially my other small business owners! We've got to look out for each other, right? In the meantime, if you need stuff from me, you KNOW I will make it happen. Thank you for the love and trust over the years. Here's to the future! ❤️

03/05/2026

Another restock for the day! Juniper as a tincture has been know to keep your urinary tract healthy and keeps kidney stones at bay! $13 a bottle plus shipping to those who aren't locals. ❤️

Find it here: Urine Luck! – Magickal Macabre https://share.google/NQ4mLoMAfzwaXPtEc

03/05/2026

Meet me there!!! ❤️

SUNDAY! Come out to Bad Astronaut Brewing 1-6pm