Funny Gifts From Swisstoons

12/19/2020

Real men don't need Beach Sand to lie on. They lie right on the Asphalt and the New York City Sewer Cover! Funny Towel for Summer!

Funny New York City Sewer Cover and Asphalt Pavement NYC isn't just for use in the Big Apple! It features a photo of the real deal,but like so many other things nowadays, look where it's made! In China! Humorous novelty is an attention-grabber no matter where you love to sunbathe. It's perfect for a...

12/04/2020

Funny Crazy Cat Lady Coffee Mug is for a gal who's running out of room for them all!

Funny Crazy Cat Lady Silhouette Mug is for a woman who's got so many cats, she's running out of room! Cute cartoon drawing shows one sitting on top of her head. Perfect for a wife or girlfriend who's house is being taken over by her beloved felines. Ladies like this are also called ailurophiles.

10/26/2020

Film Noir Classic Movies Fan T-shirt features silhouette of a private eye in a trench coat and fedora.

05/29/2020

Funny Auto Mechanic Greasy Fingerprints Mug for your car guy on Fathers Day.

Funny Auto Mechanic 10W40 Greasy Fingerprints Mug has prints all over it to indicate what the contents of the cup is akin to. Makes a neat joke gift for anyone who works on cars, whether as a professional auto mechanic or just an old classic car guy who enjoys tinkering around and repairing his own....

05/14/2020

Got a baby grandson or granddaughter who's a little nutty in a funny kind of way? If you've got a giggly grandchild who makes everyone smile, maybe this is the shirt for her or him.

Funny Little Nut Baby Acorn Cartoon Cute Baby T-Shirt is for a comical nutty little boy or girl who keeps everyone smiling with his or her antics. This is perfect for an infant who smiles and giggles a lot.

04/13/2020

Funny Wildflower and Daisies Cartoon Jigsaw Puzzle is perfect for amusing adults and children during the Coronavirus / Covid-19 lockdown period. Know someone who loves wildflowers, or who has a wild and crazy sense of humor?

Funny Wildflower and Daisies Cartoon jigsaw puzzle is for anyone, adult or child, and is perfect for any gardener or lover of flowers, including wildflowers. Especially right for someone with a wild and crazy sense of humor. Fun when social distancing during the coronavirus or covid-19 quarantine.pe...

04/02/2020

Funny Swiss Army Cheese Cartoon Jigsaw Puzzle featuring everyone's favorite sandwich ingredient arrayed like everyone's favorite knife. Perfect for a Turophile on his birthday and makes a cute door prize at he next tasting party you host. You don't have to be from Switzerland to enjoy this humorous picture puzzle.

Funny Swiss Army Cheese Cartoon jigsaw puzzle features a round hunk of everyone favorite sandwich ingredient on a cutting board with slices stuck up in the air like the blades of everyone's favorite knife, both made in everyone's favorite country--Switzerland!. The toon is by everyone's favorite car...

04/01/2020

Hosting a wine tasting? Break the ice with this funny oenophile cartoon jigsaw puzzle. Make it a group project. Perfect as a door prize, too!

Funny Oenophile Wine Tasting Party Fun jigsaw puzzle is a perfect icebreaker at the next gettogether you host for those who share your love of Beaujolais, Merlot, Malbec, Pinot Noir and other popular reds. Make it a community project to end the night! Makes a perfect doorprize for a lucky attendee.

03/25/2020

Got an inquisitive cat? A watchcat?. Funny yard sign for ladies with cats who love to look out the window.

Beware of Watchcat Funny Cat Yard Sign warnsassersby that your feline likes to look out the window. Change text or background color if desired.

03/12/2020

Got a new driver in your family? Just get her driver's license? Funny defensive driving bumper sticker helps protect her rearend!

Defensive Driver Funny Angry Face Bumper Car Magnet is a real attention-grabber for drivers who definitely do not want to be rear-ended. If you've been the innocent victim of a rearend collision while waiting for a red light to change to green because some fool was talking on his cell phone and not....

03/12/2020

You a NEW YORK CITY native? Something cool for your couch is 15% off today with code MARCHLOVEZAZ!

Authentic New York City NYC Sewer Cover Round Throw Pillow is a lot more comfortable than it looks! It features a photo of an authentic big old clunky, dirty, filthy, rusty, MADE IN CHINA, manhole cover from the Big Apple! You don't have to live or work in in Gotham to appreciate this old relic of e...