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Eat the Lemons Apparel Our Eat the Lemons Apparel™ brand provides fun and self-care products for everyone.

This is a female, veteran-owned brand focused on offering quality products, especially graphic t-shirts and hoodies!

Missouri 1821 | Unisex T-Shirthttps://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/missouri-1821-unisex-t-shirt ❤️🤍💙Missouri. Establishe...
10/02/2026

Missouri 1821 | Unisex T-Shirt
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/missouri-1821-unisex-t-shirt

❤️🤍💙Missouri. Established in 1821. ❤️🤍💙 This design honors the official year Alabama joined the United States, a clean tribute to state pride and American history.Part of the Established Series, this shirt was created during the nation’s 250-year milestone season and designed to remain timeless long after the celebration fades. Minimalist yet bold, it lets you represent where you’re from without overcomplicating the message. EAT THE LEMONS APPAREL®️ original design. Perfect for:• Birth state pride• Military families who were stationed here• College alumni• Relocation gifts• Family reunions• Entrepreneurs who built something here• Anyone who still calls it homeSome states shape you. Wear the year yours became official.The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp edges, and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn• Tubular fabric• Taped neck and shoulders• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, MexicoDisclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide




LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)

S
28
18
15 ⅝

M
29
20
17

L
30
22
18 ½

XL
31
24
20

2XL
32
26
21 ½

3XL
33
28
22 ¾

Proud Plant Parent Unisex Long-Sleeve Teehttps://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/proud-plant-parent-unisex-long-sleeve-tee ...
10/01/2026

Proud Plant Parent Unisex Long-Sleeve Tee
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/proud-plant-parent-unisex-long-sleeve-tee

Keeping the plants alive, one pot at a time!Every plant needs water, sunlight, and someone standing nearby saying, “Look at that new leaf.”The Proud Plant Parent Long-Sleeve Tee is made for the people who have mastered watering schedules, learned the difference between direct and indirect light, and take plant progress personally. Featuring a bold potted-plant design, this shirt gives plant parents the recognition they deserve for keeping the household greenery alive and thriving. Eat the Lemons Apparel®️ original.It is casual, clever, and perfect for the plant-loving mom, dad, husband, wife, partner, friend, or coworker whose collection started with one innocent little plant and quietly became a full horticultural operation.Why You Will Love It• Gives plant parents their own distinctive design• Pairs easily with the Plant Mom; Plant Dad versions• Makes a practical gift for plant-loving men & women• Works for dads, moms, husbands, wives, partners, friends, and coworkersPerfect for...• Plant moms & dads• Houseplant-loving husbands & wives• Indoor gardeners• Garden-center regulars• Succulent collectors• New fathers with leafy children• Men who propagate plants• Couples who share a plant obsession• 100% cotton• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs• Pre-shrunk jersey knit• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar• Double-needle bottom hem• Taped neck and shoulders• Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the middleDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide




LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)

S
28
18

M
29
20

L
30
22

XL
31
24

2XL
32
26

3XL
33
28

Idaho 1890 | Unisex T-Shirthttps://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/idaho-1890-unisex-t-shirt ❤️🤍💙Idaho. Established in 1890...
09/29/2026

Idaho 1890 | Unisex T-Shirt
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/idaho-1890-unisex-t-shirt

❤️🤍💙Idaho. Established in 1890. ❤️🤍💙 This design honors the official year Idaho joined the United States, a clean tribute to state pride and American history.Part of the Established Series, this shirt was created during the nation’s 250-year milestone season and designed to remain timeless long after the celebration fades. Minimalist yet bold, it lets you represent where you’re from without overcomplicating the message. EAT THE LEMONS APPAREL®️ original design. Perfect for:• Birth state pride• Military families who were stationed here• College alumni• Relocation gifts• Family reunions• Entrepreneurs who built something here• Anyone who still calls it homeSome states shape you. Wear the year yours became official.The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp edges, and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn• Tubular fabric• Taped neck and shoulders• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, MexicoDisclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide




LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)

S
28
18
15 ⅝

M
29
20
17

L
30
22
18 ½

XL
31
24
20

2XL
32
26
21 ½

3XL
33
28
22 ¾

Womanpreneur Unisex T-Shirthttps://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/womanpreneur-unisex-t-shirt The Womanpreneur™ t-shirt is...
09/28/2026

Womanpreneur Unisex T-Shirt
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/womanpreneur-unisex-t-shirt

The Womanpreneur™ t-shirt is designed for women who build, lead, and own their work. Clean, bold, and intentional, this tee puts ownership front and center without relying on trends or clichés. This shirt is not about labels. It is about visibility.



The front features a strong “WOMANPRENEUR” statement in modern typography. The back reads, “Ask me about my woman-owned business,” creating a natural opening for conversation, connection, and opportunity.



Crafted from soft ring-spun cotton, this unisex shirt delivers comfort without sacrificing presence. It is easy to dress up or down and works just as well for everyday wear as it does for networking, pop-ups, and professional gatherings. EAT THE LEMONS APPAREL®️ original.



Shirt Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel

• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure and comfort

• Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for long-term wear

• Quarter-turned to help prevent center creasing

• Unisex fit designed for daily use

• Blank garment sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala



Color Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.



Best For...

• Women business owners

• Women founders and consultants

• Entrepreneurs and creatives

• Networking events, markets, and casual professional wear

• Everyday representation of woman-owned businesses





This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Size guide



LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)

S
28
18

M
29
20

L
30
22

XL
31
24

2XL
32
26

3XL
33
28

I'm Retired Unisex T-Shirthttps://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/im-retired-unisex-t-shirt Celebrate the joy of saying "No...
09/27/2026

I'm Retired Unisex T-Shirt
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/im-retired-unisex-t-shirt

Celebrate the joy of saying "No" to whatever you want with our "Get Somebody Else To Do It. I'm Retired." T-Shirt! This playful tee is a tongue-in-cheek salute to your newfound freedom, perfect for both new and seasoned retirees. It encapsulates the liberation of retirement and the pure delight of letting go of the to-do list.



Constructed from soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt promises comfort and style, just like your retirement! The humorous message, boldly displayed, is sure to attract chuckles and nods of agreement from friends and family. It's the perfect attire for the retirement lifestyle - relaxed, carefree, and filled with laughter.



This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. EAT THE LEMONS APPAREL®️ original.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Size guide



LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)

M
29
20
38-41

L
30
22
42-45

XL
31
24
46-49

2XL
32
26
50-53

3XL
33
28
54-57

Certified Pothead Plant Lover Unisex Teehttps://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/certified-pothead-plant-lover-unisex-tee Le...
09/26/2026

Certified Pothead Plant Lover Unisex Tee
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/certified-pothead-plant-lover-unisex-tee

Let us be clear. The pots contain plants.The Certified Pothead Plant Lover Shirt is for the person who cannot pass a garden center without checking the clearance rack, owns an unreasonable number of planters, and believes every empty corner is simply waiting for greenery. Eat the Lemons Apparel®️ original.Featuring a playful plant-in-a-pot design, this shirt turns a familiar word into a houseplant-lover joke that is clever, bold, and guaranteed to get a second look.Wear it while watering your plants, shopping for pots, attending a plant swap, or pretending you are not bringing home another leafy responsibility.No smoke required. This pothead prefers drainage holes.Why You Will Love It• Uses an unexpected plant-lover pun • Stands apart from standard Plant Mom and Plant Dad designs • Strong conversation starter • Appeals to collectors who appreciate cheeky humor • Works as a memorable gift for gardeners and houseplant enthusiasts Perfect for...• Houseplant collectors • Gardeners with a sense of humor • Plant-swap attendees • Greenhouse shoppers • Pottery and planter collectors • Succulent enthusiasts • Indoor-jungle owners • People who always have room for another pot • 100% cotton• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn• Tubular fabric• Taped neck and shoulders• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, MexicoDisclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide




LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)

S
28
18
15 ⅝

M
29
20
17

L
30
22
18 ½

XL
31
24
20

2XL
32
26
21 ½

3XL
33
28
22 ¾

Mardi Gras Essentials Unisex T-Shirthttps://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/mardi-gras-icons-unisex-t-shirt Celebrate Mardi...
09/25/2026

Mardi Gras Essentials Unisex T-Shirt
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/mardi-gras-icons-unisex-t-shirt

Celebrate Mardi Gras with a timeless design that keeps things festive without feeling overdone. This t-shirt features three classic Mardi Gras icons, a decorative mask, a colorful king cake, and a celebratory cup, brought together with a bold “Mardi Gras” banner to anchor the look.Designed with reduced visual density, this shirt offers a balanced, easy-to-wear style that works for parade days, casual outings, travel, or gift-giving. The clean layout makes it a great option for anyone who wants to celebrate the season with classic symbols and effortless style. EAT THE LEMONS APPAREL®️ original.Perfect for Mardi Gras season and beyond, this tee blends tradition, comfort, and everyday wearability.• 100% cotton• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn• Tubular fabric• Taped neck and shoulders• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, MexicoDisclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

New York Roots! Unisex T-shirthttps://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/new-york-roots-unisex-t-shirt ❤️🤍💙 America 250 ❤️🤍💙  ...
09/24/2026

New York Roots! Unisex T-shirt
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/new-york-roots-unisex-t-shirt

❤️🤍💙 America 250 ❤️🤍💙

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. Represent your NEW YORK ROOTS (Est. 1788) with this state tee. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more? EAT THE LEMONS APPAREL®️ original design. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide




LENGTH
WIDTH

M (inches)
29
20

L (inches)
30
22

XL (inches)
31
24

2XL (inches)
32
26

Wisconsin Roots! Unisex T-shirthttps://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/wisconsin-roots-unisex-t-shirt ❤️🤍💙 America 250 ❤️🤍💙...
09/23/2026

Wisconsin Roots! Unisex T-shirt
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/wisconsin-roots-unisex-t-shirt

❤️🤍💙 America 250 ❤️🤍💙

Represent your WISCONSIN ROOTS (Est. 1848) with this state tee. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. EAT THE LEMONS APPAREL®️ original design. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide




LENGTH
WIDTH

M (inches)
29
20

L (inches)
30
22

XL (inches)
31
24

2XL (inches)
32
26

Aquarius Zodiac Tee (Water Bearer)https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/zodiac-graphic-tee_aquarius Calling all Astrology...
09/22/2026

Aquarius Zodiac Tee (Water Bearer)
https://eat-the-lemons.shop/products/zodiac-graphic-tee_aquarius

Calling all Astrology lovers! This unisex graphic tee feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. EAT THE LEMONS APPAREL® original design.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Size guide



LENGTH
WIDTH

M (inches)
29
20

L (inches)
30
22

XL (inches)
31
24

2XL (inches)
32
26

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Irving, TX
75016

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