08/15/2026
UPDATE: The Great Saturday Mystery has been solved and everything has been returned to the owner. Thank you all for sharing. He was very appreciative.
THE GREAT SATURDAY MORNING MYSTERY: LOST KEYS EDITION
We arrived to open The Mercantile Jeffersonville this morning and discovered that apparently someone had themselves quite the evening on our bench last night.
Here’s what we’ve been able to piece together from the evidence left at the scene:
Our mystery guest appears to have been a gentleman who wears somewhere around a 2XL ish camouflage shirt… although at some point in the evening, he apparently decided the shirt was no longer necessary.
He drives a Kia or at least we REALLY hope he does, because he left behind an entire set of keys.
He enjoyed a Miller Lite while relaxing on the bench.
He may have enjoyed a cigarette or two.
And at some point, he also decided he was finished listening to music because a pair of wireless headphones were left behind as well.
So, to recap:
Shirt abandoned
Wireless headphones abandoned
Miller Lite finished
Keys VERY abandoned
We have rescued the keys and camouflage shirt and brought them safely inside The Mercantile Jeffersonville.
If these belong to you or if you’re reading this thinking, “Oh my gosh, I know exactly who this is…” please tag, share, or send this to our mystery visitor.
We’re guessing he may be looking for those keys about right now.
They can be picked up at The Mercantile Jeffersonville:
Today 10 AM to 8 PM
Sunday 12 to 5 PM
Monday 11 AM to 5 PM
Please share so we can reunite this gentleman with his belongings…and perhaps fill in a few missing pieces from his Friday night.
