07/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Your girl is officially starting IVF… which means my ovaries are about to become the most expensive employees I’ve ever hired. 😂💉
So I did what any small business owner facing a financial plot twist would do…
💄 I dropped ALL Unicorn Gang lipsticks to $7.99.
Consider this my “Help Me Afford Tiny Human” sale. 🤣
Grab your favorites before the hormones kick in and I remember these are worth way more than $7.99… because there’s a very real chance I’ll come to my senses and raise them back. 😂
Every order means the world to me and helps support this next chapter. Thank you for cheering me on through this crazy journey. ❤️
Now… who’s buying lipstick to help fund the world’s most expensive science experiment? 👶✨
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