09/11/2026
🚨🚨🚨 PROFESSOR MATTHEW PITTMAN. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 🚨🚨🚨
SIR. 👏 WE. 👏 NEED. 👏 TO. 👏 TALK. 👏
I have officially reached the point where I am admitting publicly that I NEED SOCIAL MEDIA HELP. 😂
Influencers. Content strategy. Growth. Branding. Algorithms. Partnerships. Somebody who can look at my businesses and say, “Joy, for the love of God, STOP DOING THAT and do THIS.”
I NEED ALL OF IT. 😂
So naturally, instead of behaving like a normal person and sending an email…
I’M SENDING THE FERAL FRIENDS AFTER YOU. 🫠
👇 TAG PROFESSOR MATTHEW PITTMAN
👇 SHARE THIS
👇 TAG ANYONE WHO KNOWS HIM
👇 SEND IT TO YOUR COUSIN’S HAIRDRESSER’S DOG WALKER IF THEY HAVE A CONNECTION
WE ARE GETTING THIS MAN’S ATTENTION. 😂
And before anyone says anything:
YES. I LOOK LIKE S**T.
YES. I KNOW.
YES. THAT IS HANNIBAL LECTER BEHIND ME. 🔪
YES. I LOVE HALLOWEEN. 🎃
NO, I AM NOT TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.
GET OFF MY JOCK. 😂
Professor Pittman, I promise I’m actually serious underneath all this chaos. I own two businesses, I have BIG plans, and I need somebody who knows the marketing/social media world to help me figure out how to take this thing to the next level.
So, Professor… you’ve been tagged. 👀
FERAL FRIENDS — DO YOUR THING.
Let’s see if the internet can get this video all the way to him. 😂🔥
GO FERAL.
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