Hoppy's PRIMitive and Proper

06/19/2026

Good morning Junkers,
Festival of Trails - La Porte City Iowa is the subject for this weekend.....
Lots going on, come on over...
Clementine will be a Rockstar in the parade....
Hoppy's PRIMitive and Proper will be tossing out overpriced (like car payment money) CANDY..... Lots a candy.....
Washtubs full..... 🍬🍭🍫
Grab your lawn chair pick a spot, bring the kids, bring a candy grabbing bag...
And then, stick around for the best fireworks display in the midwest...
Oooo ahhhh 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

06/17/2026

When a Junker invites you to drive around the back roads.....,
That's a sign of great respect in our culture....
You don't say no,
Do it....

06/16/2026

Clemmi got her annual Festival of Trails - La Porte City Iowa clear coat.....
She's in parade mode..... 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

Waiting on decorations and candy.....

06/15/2026

Hello Monday,
Still our weekend.....
Enjoying some coffee on the porch.
☕️☕️☕️

06/14/2026

Have a blessed Sunday

06/13/2026

Sunday is Flag Day.....
Around here, Everyday is Flag day.....
We fly her proudly.... 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

06/13/2026

I'm gonna winnnnnn

🎸 VIP TICKETS GIVEAWAY! 🔥

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⏰ Drawing at 5:00 PM on Wednesday🎉

Grab your friends and get ready for an incredible night with The Pork Tornadoes!

Good luck! 🍀

06/12/2026

Come and join us for a full day of junk, artistry, fine antiques, and Miss Hazels harvest....
We'd love to have you....

06/11/2026

Because you'd have to swim to the door, we're closing early..... like now.....
Tomorrow is supposed to be beautiful....
Turn around, don't drown...

06/11/2026

We hope that those of you who work outside have a way to take shelter.
Holy Moly, storms everywhere 😳
Stay safe Junkers ⛈️🌪☔️🌩