06/24/2026
Two years ago I was messing around with the idea of making a synth out of subminiature tubes. Having recently scored a box of 5642 submini thyratrons, which are normally VERY difficult to find. They were used ONLY in military hardware and avionics.
So the idea was to cram a complete synth - two VCO, RK4-like VCF, VCA with basic cv functions - into a 32hp panel. Put it in your modular or in its own cabinet.
It quickly turned into sheer screaming hell. The tubes were not much of a problem, but all the support circuitry and routing around the board drove me up the wall. The first batch of PCBs were riddled with errors--one of which I still have not found, after building 3 prototypes. Then came the personal problems, money troubles, the IRS claiming I didn't make estimated-tax payments (it was THEIR mistake), with Kathleen's troubles taking over in late 2024. So the prototypes sat in a box for 2 years. [i]I am NOT going to pursue this bu****it further.[/i]
Even MORE charming was the reaction from dealers and a few select customers to the first prototype. "Why is it so small", well that's what you nerds want, right? No one else will be insane enough to make something similar. The NOS tubes are DAMN difficult to find. Did not matter.
The real hysterics started when I informed them the retail price would be around US $3000. Then came the "OMGOMGOMG ARE YOU INSANE WHY CANT YOU GET A CHINESE FACTORY TO MAKE THEM AND SELL IT FOR $499 LIKE A BEHRINGER" etc. etc. Plus the ever-insulting "can't you make it run on a 9v battery". Plus "where do I plug in my guitar" and "where's the MIDI input", "why aren't there presets" and so forth. The usual petty s**t.
If I make one last product, it will be something roughly like this, but a LOT bigger, easier to build, and even MORE expensive. Using only "junk" miniature tubes that can be found easily.....5696 and 6U8 types.
(Having tested all manner of switching power supplies and adapters, the act of finding a supply to run this will be "interesting". Most of the power bricks available are NOISY. And I expect complaints to soon arise. Plus I can't find the lab notebook for the last 7 years of experimenting. Plus my eyesight is a problem. Starting to see why I want to retire and give it all up? Everything understandable now?)
As usual, see the comments for the pic. FB is still screwed for me.