08/13/2026
SAFE HOUSE SALOON, WORTH THE FERRY RIDE, OR WALK FROM LANSING, IOWA - We’ve been coming here since home base was Ferryville. That’s nearly 20 years ago. That’s before a ferry was needed to get across the Mississippi River until the new Lansing bridge is completed. The Safe House Saloon is tops. You’ll find a simple menu, not so overloaded with choices that it confuses you. The craft b**r menu, tho, may need some interpretation and Nick and the staff are happy to steer you. You like a dark stout? They got it. IPAs, sure. The food menu offers some easy surefire PIZZA choices — Safe House Supreme (with Italian sausage always) and a load of veggies etc., Meat Lovers, a typical choice in these parts. Sure. Want chicken? Try the Calypso. Or the Cowboy... BBQ or no, your choice. Want veggies? Order a Speak Easy. Gluten free? Yes. Or way down near the bottom of the menu, the Cat’s Meow. I tried it this time. I’ve tried a few others, too, but this is sea food, kinda, the shrimp is real, the crab add-on is artificial. Still, a nice diversion from the meatier choices. Sadly, I dropped a bit of my eats to the floor beneath my feet. Is it a shrimp, maybe two, on the “sea floor?” It’s not peanuts since 2020. Wings with sauce of any hotness and lots of sides are available. Last but not least — if a Tanqueray gin and tonic doesn’t quench your thirst, or any of those top-notch craft b**rs, you will find top-shelf choices of bourbons. Make it easy on yourselves, bourbon snobs, order a double Eagle Rare on a couple rocks. You won’t beat the price, either. I see a bottle of Elija Craig, too. Give one of them a shot.