07/04/2026
🇺🇸 Y’all saw the outfit last year… unfortunately, we multiplied.
This year’s family photo looks like the Fourth of July threw up on a gymnastics team and told us to “act natural.”
Matching overalls? Yes.
Questionable poses? Absolutely.
Dignity? Sold out sometime around June 24th.
But the fireworks are stocked, the stand is open, and somehow this is still not the most explosive thing happening today. 💥
So come get your fireworks before we hurt ourselves trying to top this picture.
🇺🇸 Happy 4th from the Boom Squad with no shame and terrible balance.
https://spencer-fireworks.square.site/