The Gothicary

09/09/2026

What’s black and white and gold all over? BOO when he gets all up in my business. There’s cat hair in my new project 🫣🐈‍⬛

09/06/2026

We would like to welcome our new Water Bottles From VampireFreaks. You really should visit The Gothicary and get one. Trust me, they’re to die for….
🧛🏻‍♀️ VampireFreaks 🧛🏻‍♂️

09/06/2026

We will be open tomorrow, on Labor Day. Come see us!

09/06/2026

Tomorrow morning I’m soooo using my new Lenny Mud bowl for my Count Chocula Cereal…..Um I sure do hope the bowl is supposed to look like this, and it’s not from like a warehouse packing accident or something.
Lorrie Veasey

09/05/2026

Rachel and I UnGothed ourselves today and did the Renaissance thing. We really are complex people….
Maryland Renaissance Festival

09/05/2026

MD Renn Faire! Nothing like a day off to get dressed up and live our crazy lifestyle!

09/05/2026

Unfiltered, unedited, behind the scenes Mystery Boxes.

Tune in later as we unbox the madness.

09/05/2026

The other day as I was leaving my dentist’s office someone asked me, “Doug, does The Gothicary have stickers?” I looked them right in the eye and answered, “mnmnnmnnnnnnnnnn”. Sorry but I had a mouth full of cotton because of all of the dentist’s drilling….

Translated: “Heck yea we have stickers and our stickers come with a lot of rage.”

Lotions, potions, and wicked delights for your dark heart. Shop The Gothicary and indulge your inner demons.

09/04/2026

People keep asking me, “Doug, is The Gothicary haunted?” Such non….umm

09/04/2026

People are always asking, “Doug, does The Gothicary carry coffee?” I suppose technically we sell coffee, but that’s like saying Disney World has rides or Firefly was just a tv show. We sell BLACKCRAFT COFFEE!! I believe that’s all I need to say on that matter.

I do wonder how everyone seems to know my name is Doug?