08/02/2026
Rumor has it… Jay spent last night staring out preparing for a full-blown flood disaster…
The bartenders? They looked at all that water and collectively said…
“Well… if we’re gonna get wet, we might as well make it fun.” 🌊🙄
So while Jay was busy calculating possible insurance deductibles, everyone else was apparently auditioning for Lake Life: The Musical with canoes, floaties, and absolutely zero concern for his blood pressure.
Now the million-dollar question…
Mother Nature… you got another temper tantrum planned today, or can Jay unclench for a few hours? 😳
🍺 Evan arrives in style opening the Tavern @ 11a
🛟 Sarah floats in @ Noon
🛶 Allison paddles in @ 4p ’til we kick everyone out at 9p
Kitchen closes @ 8p… assuming it doesn’t float away first. 😏