06/10/2022
From this week's email -
Hello My Mailing List Best Friends,
Today’s email is about ZIPPO lighters. Without them, I would not be able to warm up my Hot Dog Carpaccio (see RCS email #7), maintain my YouTube channel (see RCS email #7), or heat the cellar cousin Jennifer leaves me in when HQ is closed for the evening. ZIPPO is an iconic American brand, and below is a short list of how their lighters can be used:
1 - Go on a walkabout recreating General Sherman’s path through the South
2 - Hide-n-Go Seek at Nakatomi Plaza
3 - Complete your master plan with the typical bad guys, while tricking them you don’t exist
4 - Enjoy a $5 milkshake at Jack Rabbit Slim’s before a dance competition
5 - Give mankind fire and knowledge (then quickly protect your liver)
There are many more uses for ZIPPO lighters, but these are the first ones that come to mind. While HQ has a lot more options (including, sports branded lighters), RCS will be adding more ZIPPO lighters soon.
Due to this creeping LA heat I become less verbose, so this email is short. But, I still have the energy to thank you all for shopping with us at HQ and on RCS. We are very grateful that you choose to shop with us. Remember, we have GIFT CARDS available, and SHOP allows you to pay in 4 payments. We are constantly adding more items to RCS. If you have any questions, please feel free to email us at – [email protected]
With all the platonic love in my little heart,
Slade (Owner’s Cousin)
PS – I already know there are no pictures on either Sherman’s or Prometheus’ Instagram of them using any ZIPPO lighters but based on my AP History classes I am pretty confident that they both used these lighters. You can trust my LA Unified School District educashun.