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Sass. Chaos. Stickers. You’ll relate more than you’d like.

05/28/2026

through my delusions, anything is possible

and apparently my delusions have convinced enough of you to support this little chaos goblin business long enough to keep me busy cutting stickers, packaging orders, talking to my printer like it personally offended me, and maintaining my caffeine dependency. ☕️

seriously though — thank you. every order, share, comment, tag, and “this is literally me” message keeps this weird little corner of the internet going.

thank you for supporting the chaos.
thank you for supporting the unhinged.
thank you for funding my emotional support snacks and my questionable decision-making.

now excuse me while i continue operating on caffeine, delusion, and feral energy. 🖤

05/15/2026

new sticker drop is officially live and somehow both emotionally supportive and deeply concerning.

we’ve got:
emotionally unstable brain stickers
Raccoons with attitude problems
socially unavailable turtles
mildly threatening emotional support bricks
tiny ducks full of profanity
and at least one sticker that perfectly captures the feeling of surviving purely out of spite.

basically… if your coping mechanism is sarcasm, dissociation, caffeine, or avoiding eye contact, this collection was made for you.

which one is your favorite because personally “do not perceive me” is fighting hard for employee of the month.

05/13/2026

which is totally fine because there’s also no one stopping my feral behavior, sailor mouth, or rage charged side quests.

at this point i’m just a raccoon in human form running on caffeine, overstimulation, and bad decisions made with confidence.

if you’ve ever said “it is what it is” while making it actively worse… welcome home!

05/03/2026

i remember when the internet didn’t just exist…
it had an attitude

that aggressive dial-up symphony
the “someone pick up the phone!!!” panic
getting kicked off AIM mid-conversation like it was personal

we weren’t just online… we were fighting for our lives

where are my millennials who were raised by AIM, MySpace, and pure chaos? 👀

available in the shop for anyone who survived the dial-up era and lived to tell the tale 💀

05/01/2026

no but why am i sitting in my car mentally preparing like it’s a life event 😭 be honest… are you filling up or just putting in “enough to survive”? 👀

04/28/2026

woke up so im making it everyone’s problem. so im choosing violence and you should too.

04/26/2026

listen… i was physically present
mentally? spiritually? neurologically?
absolutely not guaranteed

if eye contact wasn’t made
if a “hey are you listening?” wasn’t issued
if there wasn’t at least one follow-up question to confirm comprehension…

then idk what to tell you
you were just out here talking into the void with confidence

and honestly? i support that level of delusion

anyway don’t forget to repeat yourself
i’m not retaining s**t the first time 🙃

04/25/2026

walking around like i’m hot, stable, and getting things done

meanwhile my brain:
windows error noise

everyone else:
what the f**k is wrong with her

anyway
i’m fine
i’m just vibing in my own little delusional state🫠

✨new stickers in the shop — come be unwell with me✨

04/23/2026

emotionally? overwhelmed
physically? also overwhelmed

where are my physically and emotionally exhausted people?

where are my “tired for no reason but actually there are many reasons” people?

chronic illness is a motherf**ker
some days it drains you faster than you can keep up

i see you trying to hold it together
and not completely lose your s**t

consider this your permission slip:
take the nap
cancel the plans
ignore the texts

tell everyone to f**k off (respectfully… or not)

04/15/2026

i don’t abuse my drugs.
i treat them with love and dignity🖤

anyway—new stickers just dropped.

featuring:
• emotionally stable frogs (they are not)
• gentle but firm judgment
• reminders to touch grass
• and at least one design that told me to fight people

if you’ve been barely holding it together but still funny about it…
this update is for you.

go grab your favorites

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