Absolute Nutrition

01/26/2026

Woohoo!!!!!

Back to work...for us at least.

Come grab your FitFive Meals, pick up a few supplements, a smoothie, or just come hang out and chat!

01/24/2026

ICE SKATING IS NOT REALLY A SPORT WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH HERE....

So in order to keep everyone safe we are closing the store today.

Stay safe and warm!!

05/27/2024

When you hear the word "Hero" who do you think of?

A SUPERHERO like Batman, Spiderman, or of course - Superman?

Maybe a local service member like the Police, a Firefighter, Nurse, or EMS?

Maybe it's your Mom or Dad, or a grandparent.

No matter who that person is for you, the definition of a hero stands firm if you feel it.

Oxford Dictionary defines a hero as: "A person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities."

I select D: All of the above, Matt.

Today, I'm talking about a different kind of hero.

The one's who gave the ultimate sacrifice for the freedoms that you and I enjoy daily.

Some folks get upset about the BBQs, beach trips, and celebrations on Memorial Day since it is, in-fact, a day of remembrance.

But, I'm willing to bet there's not a single hero who paid the ultimate sacrifice that would tell you to stop enjoying what they gave their lives for.

The opportunity for life. For fun. For the ability to grill & celebrate with your friends and family, without fear of attack.

So please, this Memorial Day - remember the fallen.

Lest we forget. Freedom isn't free.

But don't let that freedom they died for go to waste, either.

May those brave heroes never be forgotten, on Memorial Day and every day.

And I'll again share these words from a friend,
"You were worth it."

02/14/2024

🍽️ FitFive Reminder❗️

Ditch the meal prep and get your weekends back with some amazing meals from ❗️

🔷Don’t forget to order your meals by Midnight tonight for Monday pick-up!

*Don’t forget to select your nearest Absolute Nutrition for your pick-up location! See you Monday!!*

01/31/2024

Announcing a NEW CHALLENGE - The focus is the same but this time we want you to take a different approach.

Hear me out: Focus on loving yourself through this one. Taking time to consider your food & fitness choices. Are they healthy? Do they contribute you caring for yourself? What about the way you feel day to day - are we choosing the right things? I’m not talking self-judgement here, I’m talking self-care.

It’s EASY to beat ourselves up.
It’s much harder to BUILD ourselves up!
So let’s focus on that together.
1% better each day.
One better food decision.
One better habit.
One more minute of exercise.

These things really add up. They may not show up on the leaderboard, but they will show up in how you feel about yourself, and thats the point.

If you can make any of these positive changes in your life and habits, you’ll see them on the InBody too - I can promise you that.

JOIN NOW on FitManager, link is in bio per usual, but as always feel free to contact us on how to get started! Prizes to the top 3!

Good luck, and know that our Team is here to help!

01/27/2024

Our OG Saturday hours are BACK!

Come see us from 11am to 4pm today at ALL 3 locations!

01/24/2024

📣 Want your next supps on the house?

💵 We’re offering a $250 store credit for referring new candidates that join our team!

🫵 Do you know someone who genuinely loves helping people?

🏋️‍♀️ Know someone with a passion for fitness currently seeking a new job?

If you have friends interested in working with a motivated team of fitness enthusiasts to help other folks meet their goals, we’d love to meet them!

If we hire your referral, you get the bonus💰

Link 🔗 to apply in the comments!

01/23/2024

Shhh not even Matt knows…🤫

Stop by and check out some great tasting but healthy, high protein, smoothies/shakes…your taste buds will thank you later!

01/19/2024

Open today 10am to 7pm!

Come & see us, we miss you!!

01/18/2024

See you soon!

If you’re able to travel to our stores safely, come see us!

Lord knows we would love to see you guys after so many days closed up!

Need us to ship or deliver? Give us a call. We’ll do our best to make that work for you!

09/27/2020

Friendly reminder that we are closed up for the day today (Sunday), and will resume regular hours again tomorrow!

Our team has been crushing it for 6 months through the challenges Covid has presented us as a small business, and a day off and a trip to Six Flags was more than just deserved!

04/04/2020

Friendly reminder that we are open 11am to 4pm today!

Get your Curbside Pick-up or Home Delivery order in at http://Absolute.Shop or give us a call 855-692-2768!

Thank you for all of your support during this time!

IMPORTANT 🚨 PLEASE READ
Hey all you awesome people!
We are still open but in regards to your well being and ours, we are currently suspending in-store visits.
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You can definitely still shop with us online at http://Absolute.Shop
or
You can teleshop with one of our team members.
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We will either meet you curbside with your products, Nitro, or smoothies.
or
If you prefer we will even deliver directly to your doorstep, for FREE!! Yes, we will even deliver smoothies and nitro.
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We know our customers are the best and that’s exactly what you’ll get from us, The best!
Thank you for your understanding in this time and we look forward to serving you!

03/24/2020

Hey guys, we seemed to have had a phone outage the last day or 2 here but we are up and running now!

Sorry for the inconvenience, but Caleb is here to help you with anything you need, and will be happy to offer you Curbside Pickup!

Give us a call or shop online:
256-325-0679, Shop.AbsoluteNutritionOnline.com

07/20/2019

10 Lucky winners will get a FREE cup of on release day!!

All you have to do in order to enter is share this post with, “I want a cup!” & use the hashtag.

Hope you’re as excited as we are about our new Nitro & Nitro+Protein release this coming Monday 7/22!!

Good luck, and let’s get the word out!

Running a little promo up til our Monday release!!

All you have to do in order to enter is share this post with, “I want a cup!” & use the hashtag.

We will pick (10) lucky winners for a FREE cup of our new Nitro or Nitro+Protein on Monday 7/22!!

Good luck, and let’s get the word out!