Rhomac Soaps

08/12/2026

⚜️ Back from the Bayou: NOLA Adventures & Weekend Markets! 🐊✨
​The Goblin and the Elf have returned from a magical hiatus in the heart of the crescent city! We took a brief detour from the Whispering Woods to wander through the mystical streets of New Orleans—a land overflowing with ancient voodoo magic, twilight vampire lore, and the intoxicating aroma of sizzling Creole spices.
​While our grand voyage was cut a bit short, the stars clearly aligned for us. By heading north early, we managed to dodge that nasty flesh-eating bacteria currently haunting the Gulf waters! Safe, sound, and completely revitalized, we’ve stoked the cottage cauldrons once again and are jumping straight back into the swing of things.
​📍 Weekend Market Coordinates:
​We are hitting two fantastic spots this weekend to get our fresh batches into your hands! Come out, catch up on our southern travels, and check out all the incredible local vendors joining us:
​Spot #1: Lakeway Market ⛵ 901 highlands blvd in Lakeway
​Spot #2: The Oak on Main (Buda, TX) 🌳
​🧪 Freshly Restocked for the Hoard:
​Whether your skin needs a heavy-duty scrub after a long journey or a soothing spa-like reset, the wagons are loaded with our signature cottage-core alchemy:
​🥩 Rich Beef Tallow Bars: Deeply nourishing, historic formulas crafted for a dense, ultra-creamy lather that repairs a tired, travel-worn hide.
​🐐 Creamy Goat Milk Lineup: Silky, vitamin-rich bars designed to condition and calm sensitive skin—including the cool, spa-like Siren's Silkweed (eucalyptus & goat milk) and our gentle Crystal Cascade!
​☀️ Solstice Glow: Keep the late-summer brightness alive with this sun-gold bar of crisp lemongrass and earthy turmeric root.
​👜 Pocket Potions: All five of our essential oil roll-ons are back in stock, ready to slide into your tunic pocket for instant on-the-go stress relief.
​🖋️ A Wisdom from the Crescent City:
​"A little bayou magic does the soul good, but there's no place like the local market hearth. Leave the swamp phantom worries behind, come say hello, and let’s get your bath hoard fully replenished!"

07/30/2026

Ooh hit the big leagues today with our first scam order. Good thing I have years of cyber security training to flag the phishing attempt. Some people really deserve a special place in hades. Eh back to work in the lab.

P.S. if you want soap it's only 9$ wash your stinky self

07/19/2026

Come on out for a Sundae Bar and some soap. Lots of vendors to see and take home some great gifts.

07/18/2026

Come out to Ani's on riverside for some dance music and soap this Friday night!! We will be here till 12 am!!

07/15/2026

🌙✨ Light Up the Night: Join Us at Ani’s Day & Night Glow Party! 🕺🔮

​The stars are aligning, the neon magic is prepped, and the Goblin and the Elf are packing the wagon for a truly luminous evening! This Thursday, we are stepping out of the Whispering Woods and diving straight into the brilliant lights of Ani’s Day & Night Glow Party.

​Whether you’re planning to dance under the twilight or shimmer under the blacklights, it’s going to be a night of pure, radiant celebration

07/11/2026

🚨 Attention Hoard: An Important Message from the Lab 🚨
To all the witches, wizards, goblins, and fae of the realm, we have some unfortunate news to share.

Due to situations entirely out of our control, the Elf and the Goblin will not be able to steer the market wagon into Round Rock Market Days () at Prete Plaza tomorrow.

Our cauldrons are full, and our bags were packed with the fresh batches of Solstice Glow and Siren's Silkweed, but the trails have blocked our path for this weekend. We are incredibly sad to miss seeing all of your wonderful faces, catching up over the display tables, and helping you restock your bath sanctuaries.

📦 How to Secure Your Hoard in the Meantime:
While we can't meet in person under the plaza tents tomorrow, the cottage doors never truly close!

The Digital Apothecary: You can still browse the full lineup of our new Beef Tallow and Goat Milk varieties, our Pocket Potions, and the new botanical bars at Rhomac.com.

The Next Journey: We are already looking at the stars and planning our next map coordinates. Keep your eyes on our pages, and we will announce our next marketplace pop-up very soon so we can catch up on another trip!

Thank you all so much for your understanding, your fierce loyalty, and for being the best hoard an unlikely alliance of a Goblin and an Elf could ever ask for. Stay safe out there this weekend, stay magical, and we will see you on the next trail! 🌲✨
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07/10/2026

Reminder that we are going to be celebrating Christmas in July! Come on out and see us.

🎄☀️ Christmas in July: This Saturday in Round Rock! 🎅🌾
Who says you have to wait until winter for a bit of holiday magic? The Goblin and the Elf are packing up the holiday sleigh (well, the market wagon) and heading north! This weekend, we are bringing our fresh, handcrafted alchemy to one of our favorite summer gatherings.

Come out, escape the modern routine, and celebrate a little festive whimsy in the summer sun!

📍 The Holiday Outpost:
Where: Round Rock Market Days ()
221 E. Main Street RoundRock

When: This Saturday, July 11, 2026, 9 am to 4 pm

The Mission: Treat your hide to our brand-new creations and find your perfect summer-skin sanctuary.

🧪 Unveiling the New Alchemical Wonders
We’ve spent the last few weeks working overtime in the cottage laboratory to bring you a massive variety of fresh batches. This weekend is the perfect time to explore our newly expanded lineups:

🥩 Rich Beef Tallow Variety: Historically nourishing, heavy-duty bars crafted for a dense, ultra-creamy lather that protects and repairs a hard-working hide.

🐐 Creamy Goat Milk Variety: Silky, vitamin-rich, and deeply conditioning bases designed to soothe and pamper even the most sensitive skin types.

🔥 The New Bars on the Block:
We’ve harnessed two powerful new botanical ingredients to create a pair of absolute masterpieces:

☀️ Solstice Glow: Infused with crisp, vibrant lemongrass and colored naturally with rich, earthy turmeric root. It’s like a block of pure, radiant liquid sunlight designed to banish mental fog and leave your skin bright and revitalized.

🌊 Siren’s Silkweed: Combining a therapeutic burst of wild eucalyptus with our ultra-nourishing goat milk base. It creates a velvety, spa-like lather that mimics the peaceful currents of a hidden woodland river.

🖋️ A Wisdom for the July Snowmen:
"The middle of summer is the perfect time for a bit of unexpected magic. Step away from the heat, listen to the rustle of the market tents, and come find a fresh block of woodland luxury to transform your daily ritual."

07/06/2026

🎄☀️ Christmas in July: This Saturday in Round Rock! 🎅🌾
Who says you have to wait until winter for a bit of holiday magic? The Goblin and the Elf are packing up the holiday sleigh (well, the market wagon) and heading north! This weekend, we are bringing our fresh, handcrafted alchemy to one of our favorite summer gatherings.

Come out, escape the modern routine, and celebrate a little festive whimsy in the summer sun!

📍 The Holiday Outpost:
Where: Round Rock Market Days ()
221 E. Main Street RoundRock

When: This Saturday, July 11, 2026, 9 am to 4 pm

The Mission: Treat your hide to our brand-new creations and find your perfect summer-skin sanctuary.

🧪 Unveiling the New Alchemical Wonders
We’ve spent the last few weeks working overtime in the cottage laboratory to bring you a massive variety of fresh batches. This weekend is the perfect time to explore our newly expanded lineups:

🥩 Rich Beef Tallow Variety: Historically nourishing, heavy-duty bars crafted for a dense, ultra-creamy lather that protects and repairs a hard-working hide.

🐐 Creamy Goat Milk Variety: Silky, vitamin-rich, and deeply conditioning bases designed to soothe and pamper even the most sensitive skin types.

🔥 The New Bars on the Block:
We’ve harnessed two powerful new botanical ingredients to create a pair of absolute masterpieces:

☀️ Solstice Glow: Infused with crisp, vibrant lemongrass and colored naturally with rich, earthy turmeric root. It’s like a block of pure, radiant liquid sunlight designed to banish mental fog and leave your skin bright and revitalized.

🌊 Siren’s Silkweed: Combining a therapeutic burst of wild eucalyptus with our ultra-nourishing goat milk base. It creates a velvety, spa-like lather that mimics the peaceful currents of a hidden woodland river.

🖋️ A Wisdom for the July Snowmen:
"The middle of summer is the perfect time for a bit of unexpected magic. Step away from the heat, listen to the rustle of the market tents, and come find a fresh block of woodland luxury to transform your daily ritual."