Kelson Discount Drug

Kelson Discount Drug Kelson Drugs Pharmacy

🚨NEW SQUISHY DUMPLINGS🚨 Come and get them!!! $9.99
09/10/2026

🚨NEW SQUISHY DUMPLINGS🚨

Come and get them!!! $9.99

We just got a new shipment of SQUISHES in!
08/10/2026

We just got a new shipment of SQUISHES in!

06/18/2026

Sorry for any inconvenience but currently all of our phone lines are down and our internet

We have SQUEEZY DUMPLINGS in stock $9.99Stop by and grab yours before they’re gone! They won’t last long!
06/17/2026

We have SQUEEZY DUMPLINGS in stock $9.99

Stop by and grab yours before they’re gone! They won’t last long!

Little Miracle pain relieving spray is now in stock!
02/20/2026

Little Miracle pain relieving spray is now in stock!

11/07/2025

When a woman walked into the pharmacy, her strides were purposeful, and her gaze fixed firmly on the pharmacist behind the counter. Without hesitation, she leaned in and said in an even, unwavering voice, “I need to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist froze, startled by the blunt request. “Excuse me?” he stammered. “Why would you possibly need cyanide?”
“To poison my husband,” she replied matter-of-factly.
His jaw nearly hit the counter. “What? Are you insane? Ma’am, I can’t just sell you cyanide! That’s illegal! If I did, I’d lose my license, we’d both go to jail—you do realize that, don’t you? Absolutely not! You can’t have any cyanide!”
The woman let out a long, exasperated sigh and reached into her handbag. Wordlessly, she retrieved a photograph and placed it on the counter. The picture clearly showed her husband in bed—with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist’s face drained of color as he stared at the damning evidence. His mouth opened and closed a few times, but no words came out. Finally, he cleared his throat and pushed the photo back toward her with a newfound air of calm.
“Well,” he said, his tone carefully measured, “you didn’t mention you had a prescription. That’s a different story.”

Open enrollment for Medicare D is here! Come by and let us do a plan comparison for you before it's too late. We can com...
11/05/2025

Open enrollment for Medicare D is here! Come by and let us do a plan comparison for you before it's too late. We can compare all the offered plans to see which will save you the most money. Here is a comparison we just did. Notice how those so called "preferred" national chain pharmacies actually cost this patient more than using our pharmacy? Kinda makes you wonder what that preferred status really means huh? Let us run your info through the government database and make sure you are getting the best plan for you.

Address

3008 Jefferson Street, Ste B
Marianna, FL
32446

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 6pm
Tuesday 8am - 6pm
Wednesday 8am - 6pm
Thursday 8am - 6pm
Friday 8am - 6pm

Telephone

(850) 526-2839

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