Its Not Corn

10/26/2026

🧚‍♀️🖤 🚨 WE HAVE A PROBLEM AT ITS NOT CORN... AND SHE'S GORGEOUS! 🚨 🖤🧚‍♀️

So... we recently brought this beautiful fairy into the store, and let's just say she's already stirring up some trouble! 😂

Apparently, she's a little TOO beautiful, and we're starting to think she's going to cause some relationship problems. 👀🤣

⚠️ FAIR WARNING: If you're not single, you might want to think twice before bringing this beauty home. We will NOT be held responsible for jealous girlfriends, suspicious wives, or any arguments that start with, "Why are you staring at that fairy?!" 🤣🤣

🤣 LOL! Okay, on a serious note...

This fairy is absolutely STUNNING! 🖤 Between her gorgeous details, beautiful wings, elegant black dress, and adorable little dragon companion, we couldn't resist adding her to our collection!

And here's the exciting part... SHE'S JUST THE BEGINNING! 🧚‍♀️🐉

We're planning to expand our fairy collection with MANY more beautiful, mystical, and unique pieces in the near future!

So keep your eyes on Its Not Corn... things are about to get a whole lot more magical (and apparently a little more dangerous for relationships)! 😂✨

🖤 Come check her out & take her off our hands!!!

10/19/2026

🎄🎅 CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT TO GET UNHINGED! 🎅🎄

Forget the ugly Christmas sweaters… we're bringing out the UNCALLED FOR CHRISTMAS T-SHIRTS! 😂

🎁 Naughty? Absolutely.
🎁 Nice? Highly overrated.
🎁 Inappropriate holiday humor? NOW WE'RE TALKING! 😈

Whether you're shopping for that one friend with absolutely NO filter or just want to be the reason Grandma spits out her eggnog… WE'VE GOT THE SHIRTS FOR YOU! 🤣

📦 FREE shipping on orders $50 or more!
💸 Spending less? No worries! We've got affordable shipping, too!

The choice is yours… but questionable Christmas fashion decisions? Those are practically mandatory. 😏

Shop now at Its Not Corn!!!

10/17/2026

🌬️💨 WELL... WE PICKED ONE HECK OF A DAY TO DUST OFF THE FLAGS! 😂

Mother Nature apparently had other plans, but we put those bad boys out anyway! 🤣

🚩 JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER! 🚩

We may be operating mainly by appointment, but that doesn't mean you can't just pop in!

🏴 If the flags are flying and the lights are on, COME ON IN! 🏴

No appointment needed! Stop in, say hello, browse around, and see what weird and wonderful things we've got waiting for you! 💀🖤

🕸️ Don't see the flags? No problem!

We're more than happy to open the store just for you! Simply give us a call, and we'll set up a time that works!

📞 765-537-8767

🖤 Its Not Corn — Come for the curiosity, stay for the weird! 🐦‍⬛

10/11/2026

🐦‍⬛ WHERE THE RAVENS GATHER…

Dark treasures await. 🖤

If ravens, gothic décor, mysterious curiosities, and beautifully strange things have a way of catching your eye… you might want to follow this one.

Our raven collection is filled with pieces that bring a little mystery, a little magic, and a whole lot of personality to your space. From hauntingly beautiful mirrors to raven-inspired décor and curious little treasures, there’s something here for the beautifully weird. 🖤

And honestly…

Your home could probably use a raven.
Maybe two.
We don't judge. 😏🐦‍⬛

✨ Come see what the ravens have gathered.
👉 www.ItsNotCorn.com

10/08/2026

🚨 YOUR CART JUST GOT A LOT MORE DANGEROUS. 🚨

Go ahead… add another weird thing. 😏
You know you want to.

For a limited time, spend $50 or more at Its Not Corn and we’ll cover the shipping! 📦🖤

Yep. FREE SHIPPING on orders $50+
🎃 Through December 31st 2026

So whether you’ve been eyeing something spooky, witchy, weird, mischievous, or just downright awesome… now is a pretty good time to stop thinking about it and put it in the cart. 😉

🛒 Shop: www.itsnotcorn.com

Because let's be honest…
your cart was probably going to win anyway. 😂

Its Not Corn is an online store specializing in humorous and cannabis-themed apparel. The site also offers a range of novelties, cannabis products, and smoking accessories. The brand is built on its memorable name, which connects with a niche audience. It aims to provide a fun and engaging shopping....

10/02/2026

🌽 WELL… THIS IS AWKWARD. 😂

We kinda… forgot to end the sale. 🤷‍♀️

And since you guys are clearly having WAY too much fun with it, we decided to just roll with it!

🎃 THE SALE IS EXTENDED THROUGH THE END OF OCTOBER! 🎃

So if you missed it, thought you had more time, or just need another excuse to shop… CONGRATULATIONS. THIS IS YOUR SIGN!

09/27/2026

Our brand-new clock collection has officially landed, and it is full of wonder, art, and timeless style.

Whether you're looking for a classic statement piece, a surrealist melting masterpiece, a fairytale-inspired clock, or something completely unique to match your decor, we’ve got time on our side! 🕒🎩✨

Shop now at www.ItsNotCorn.com or give us a call to see them in person at 765-537-8767!!

Its Not Corn is an online store specializing in humorous and cannabis-themed apparel. The site also offers a range of novelties, cannabis products, and smoking accessories. The brand is built on its memorable name, which connects with a niche audience. It aims to provide a fun and engaging shopping....

09/21/2026

✨ BIG NEWS! The restock is live—and it brought new friends! ✨

We just added a fresh batch of magical new arrivals along with all your restocked favorites! There’s a little magic waiting for everyone. 🔮🌿

👉 Explore the fresh arrivals now: www.ItsNotCorn.com

Be sure to Follow our page so you don't miss out—we’re dropping even more new items over the next couple of weeks! 🪄✨

09/08/2026

📦📦 Holy ship!!! Thank you to everyone who placed orders with us this holiday weekend!! Keep 'em coming 😁!!

09/07/2026

Hey Everyone!!!! We are now on TikTok!! Be sure to follow us for even more content & videos 😁!!!!