06/05/2025
Branwen Takes Over: Reopening Soon (If She Doesnât Eat the Inventory)
Big changes are happening at ShopMetamora in beautiful downtown Metamora, Indiana. And by âbig changes,â we mean Branwen the dog has officially promoted herself to Shop Manager and is now running the place with a firm paw and a soft spot for snacks.
Sheâs instituted new store policies like âbelly rubs before browsingâ and âone treat per transactionâ (for her, not you). Sheâs also been seen aggressively sniffing the incoming stock and rejecting anything that doesnât spark joyâor smell like bacon.
Meanwhile, Imp still lurks in the backroom workshop like a goblin king, overseeing operations with a glitter-covered glare and a mysterious authority no one dares question. The glitter drawer remains under lockdown, and all paintbrushes must be signed out and returned under threat of dramatic growling.
And just to keep things spicy: thereâs Clementine, the brand-new intern. Sheâs a whirlwind of bad decisions in jelly sandals, who once tried to ârearrange the energy flowâ of the display shelf using only vibes and a half-eaten sandwich. Sheâs currently banned from the register, the scissors, and unsupervised conversation with customers.
BUT! Despite (or maybe because of) all thisâShopMetamora is reopening soon with a fresh new look, new inventory, and plenty of new ideas.
Youâll still find your favorite hand-painted ornaments, delightfully weird dĂŠcor, and upcycled creations that are full of character, history, and just a little sass. (And yes, thereâs something secret in the works we arenât revealing just yet. đ)
So get ready, Metamora. Branwenâs brushing her fur, Impâs grumbling in approval, and Clementine just glued two picture frames together and called it âavant-garde.â
Opening soon. Come see what weâve cooked upâand bring treats. For Branwen, obviously.
