10/18/2026
Frankie, whot-n-tarnation man?
We need your side of the story. Please submit financial statements, credit score, and no fewer than 5 references from women you have dated. Honestly, I could care less about your immigration status, I have more important questions. How long did you date this woman? What did you do to hurt her bad enough to go through all of the effort to use FULL COLOR INK (Frankie, that stuff is expensive) and post these around a NRCHA Event, ON TRASH CANS! Frankie, she didn’t even use wall space, she specifically stuck you among the waste to go the extra mile to make the point. Frankie, you gotta admit that is admirable, regardless of the exposure, she put thought into every aspect of her mission. Seriously, respect for that.
We’re used to stuff like this from scorned Buckle Bunnies at the hands of Roughies and Team Ropers but honestly Frankie, they usually just make a social media post in their pajama’s and if it’s a video, they use a filter. This woman put it all out there, in print, at a public facility, that she had to drive to! Frankie, she showered, fixed her hair, spent money on fuel (was it diesel? 😳 ), got TAPE, and set out all high headed and snorty to expose your transgressions.
Oh Frankie, do better or drop a rebuttal below bc we’re all invested now. We also have two seats reserved for you and the anonymous scorned Cowgirl at our Thanksgiving table. We’re so over boring family small talk. Please come.
Added Note: This is the first and only time I’m 100% here for AI generated flyers 💅
