09/09/2026
SOLD🌻 STAFF UPDATE: IMMEDIATE TERMINATION NOTICE 🌻 Curly Dimple's Trading Co. and the crew are heartbroken to announce that Solis, our Keeper of the Sunflowers, has officially been let go.It turns out he has a massive ego to match his massive height (all 25 inches of him, or 20 inches when he's sitting down on the job). Right in the middle of our absolute busiest season, this handsome fellow marched into the office demanding higher pay and shorter hours! We simply cannot afford his outrageous demands anymore, so sadly, he must go. 😩If your garden or home is looking for a dedicated (yet slightly demanding) keeper, we ask that you please consider adopting him. Despite his recent unionizing attempts, he boasts an incredible resume:
Versatile Posture: Weighted perfectly for sitting on a shelf, but comes with a string for hanging if you need to keep an eye on him.
Always Prepared: Can always be found with a fist full of dried gourds and gorgeous handmade sunflowers.
Distinguished Gentleman: He is beautifully aged with walnut crystals and securely keeps his key right around his neck.
From the top of his dried pumpkin stem to his toes, we really do love him—we just can't work with his current work ethic.
Please give this unemployed ,
one-of-a-kind keeper a good home!
💰 Price: $62.00 plus actual shipping cost
The Boring (but Important) Fine Print:
* Payment: Invoiced via PayPal. Drop your email AND zip code
* Shipping: Ships via Pirate Ship .
* The Rules: Payment is expected upon receipt. No holds, he will be crossed -listed because it’s time for him to move on !