The Dice Goblin

09/10/2026

Need more Orks? Technically, these are Gretchin. Smaller. Sneakier. Slightly more likely to run away when things get explodey.

The Runtherd and Gretchin are available for purchase at The Dice Goblin!

You get a Runtherd whose important job is keeping the little green hooligans pointed vaguely toward the enemy, plus a whole mob of Gretchin ready to steal things, carry questionable booms, blame each other, run away strategically and somehow still be useful

Remember, quantity has a quality all its own. And if that doesn't work...add more dakka.

Stop in and grab yours before some sneaky grot wanders off with the box.

📍50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

09/09/2026

Keith is running D&D 2e tonight, and somehow TWO seats have escaped the dungeon and are currently available.

Yes. 2nd Edition.
Back when Armor Class went the wrong direction, saving throws had names like Paralyzation, Poison, or Death Magic, and surviving to level 2 felt like a genuine accomplishment.

🐉 D&D 2e with Keith
📅 Tonight
⏰ 6–9 PM
💰 $5 per player
🪑 2 seats available!

Come experience D&D the old-fashioned way: with questionable decisions, unforgiving dice, and absolutely no expectation that your carefully crafted character will survive your carefully terrible choices.

Message or comment for your seat before someone else rolls for initiative!

📍 50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

09/09/2026

We cracked open a fresh shipment of games from Outset Media, and apparently they’ve decided we should all spend more time together.

These games are perfect for: game nights with friends, family gatherings, casual hangouts and getting to know people way better than you expected.

Because nothing strengthens a friendship quite like discovering that someone you’ve known for twelve years has absolutely unhinged opinions about something you never thought to ask about.

Come check out the new arrivals and grab something for your next game night!

📍 50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

09/07/2026

09/06/2026

Sometimes the dice have other plans. And apparently today they rolled a “not happening.”

Due to matters outside of both our control and our DM’s control, today’s Teen D&D session has unfortunately been cancelled.

We appreciate your understanding and hope to get the party back together for the next adventure!

The good news: The Dice Goblin is still OPEN today from 12PM–4PM!

So you can still stop in, browse the shelves, roll some dice, sniff some candles, and perhaps acquire a completely reasonable number of shiny math rocks.

📍 50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

09/03/2026

Today we’re rolling with a beautiful set of wooden dice.

I rolled the d20 and got...10. Wood you look at that. Not great. Not terrible. Just perfectly oak-ay. I was hoping for a higher roll, but I guess I need to branch out and try again. Still, I’m not going to get all bent out of grain about it.

After all, you can’t win them all. Sometimes you just have to log the result and move on.

📍50 E. Main St., Mount Joy, PA

09/03/2026

Sharpen your swords, polish your shields, and embark on a journey to our lair to discover the latest treasures awaiting you!

We've just restocked our hoard at the Lancaster Troll Market! Whether you're questing for unique clothing, exquisite jewelry, or handcrafted soaps and candles, this trove has wonders to delight every traveler.

Location: 44 N Queen St, Suite 1004A, Lancaster, PA 17603

Operating Hours:

Monday: Closed
Tuesday: 11 AM – 6 PM
Wednesday: 11 AM - 6 PM
Thursday: 11 AM - 6 PM
Friday: 11 AM – 6 PM
Saturday: 10 AM – 6 PM
Sunday: 12 PM – 5 PM

09/02/2026

Attention, citizens of the Imperium. A new sacred text has arrived at The Dice Goblin.

The newest White Dwarf is available NOW, and we also have past editions lurking on the shelves for anyone who missed an issue, needs some hobby inspiration, or simply wishes to expand their personal Black Library of Bathroom Reading.

New issue. Past issues. Tiny plastic warriors demanding to be painted. The Emperor protects. Your wallet, however, is on its own.

📍50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

09/02/2026

A box from Pink Tiger Games arrived, and apparently it came here to test friendships, inflate egos, and possibly reveal information that should have stayed buried.

💗 You Think You Know Me
Think you know your friends? Your partner? Your gaming group? Bold claim. Time to prove it.

💅 Flatter Me
Finally, a game where saying nice things about people is not only encouraged, it’s basically the assignment. We support this level of aggressive complimenting.

Both games are officially unboxed and available in store now.

Grab your favorite people, discover how well you actually know each other, and prepare to hear at least one sentence that starts with:

“WAIT. You think WHAT about me?!”

📍50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

09/02/2026

Today we rolled this gorgeous Yellow Translucent Chessex set. Bright. Cheerful. Full of promise. It rolled a 9.

So unfortunately, we’ve had to schedule a meeting with management.

📋 DICE PERFORMANCE REVIEW

Employee: Yellow Translucent d20
Position: Random Number Generator
Today’s Performance: 9
Strengths: Very pretty. Excellent at being yellow.
Areas for Improvement: Literally the one thing we hired you to do.

When asked where it sees itself in five years, the d20 reportedly said:

“Probably rolling an 8.”

We appreciate its honesty, but remain concerned. Come adopt this set before we put it on a Performance Improvement Plan.

📍 50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA