09/19/2026
Saga of the worst employee: Miller
Well, we thought that if Miller had a different job, he’d become a good employee….NOPE!
He has a new job at Thrift Local-Myrtle Creek, but he’s still up to his old shenanigans.
Worker: “Miller? Miller?”
(According to what I was told, they had been looking for the slacker for a while.)
Walking into the main shop, where they are feverishly working to get set up for the “reopen” date on Tuesday, she called for Miller again.
A sigh could be heard from the pile of bagged clothes…
Miller: “over here.” he pops his head up
Worker: “Miller! What are you doing dude?”
Miller: “Its my mandatory union break.”
Worker: “We don’t work for a union, it’s privately owned!”
Miller yawns, stretches and starts panting
Miller: “Man, it’s hot in here.”
Worker: “Dude, you’re laying on the pile of clothes we need to hang up, in front of the window! Get up!! We need to get this done!”
Miller: “I still have 15 minutes of my break left.”
Worker: “Miller, you’ve only been here for like 10 minutes! No wonder they fired you from the estate sales.”
Miller: “Oh you clearly misunderstood, I did not get fired, the owner LOVES me, she still likes to have me come to work with her.”
Worker: rolling her eyes, “Okay, whatever dude, we all know you get fired weekly!”
“The slacker” then lay back down and rolled to his back.
Miller: “Hey, do me a solid, come
back in like 15, I’ll be ready by then.”
Believe me, he’ll get fired, I’m sure of it!
The saga continues….
