06/16/2026
UBASS JUNE FINAL NEWSLETTER:
CLASSIC WRAP UP!!! SEASON 11 IN THE BOOKS!!
FARMERS RETURN, BETTER HOOKEN', AND SOLO DENNIS??
YES!! TO ALL THAT!! UBASS QUALIFIED 8 TEAMS FOR THE 2 DAY SEASON FINALLY,.. ON A HOT, SUPER SHALLOW, STAGNANT OKEECHOBEE. SURVIVING THE HEAT 🥵 WAS COMMENDABLE..(A 5 MPH WIND FELT LIKE FREE A/C 🥶) CUTTING A CHECK WAS SUPERB!!
OFFICIALLY THE TOUGHEST / LOWEST WEIGHTS IN UBASS HISTORY 😳
FARMERS BACK, AFTER A HIATUS FROM BASS SUPREMACY..
THE FARMERS, (MOSTLY LUKE AND POPS), CAME BACK WITH A KILLER DAY 1 THAT ICED THE CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP AND OVER $1,000 IN COLD HARD CASH. THIS TIME, BROTHER GARRET CAME OUT TO PLAY AND APPARENTLY STILL KNOWS HOW TO NET LITTLE BRO'S BASS'ES 🤪🤪🤪. THEY TAKE HOME HARDWARE AND MUCH BUCKS, CONGRATS FELLAS. CERTAINLY EARNED THIS ONE!! 👊
HAROLD AND BARRY AKA, BETTER HOOK'EN, YANKS DOWN OVER $700 FOR THEIR EFFORTS, WHICH INCLUDE 2ND PLACE, AND BIG BASS BOTH DAYS!!! APPARENTLY FISHING SLOW AND DRAGGING A WORM WAS THE KEY TO SUCCESS,.. RUMOR HAS IT, THEY WERE CELEBRATING THEIR DAY 1, 14PLUS LBS WITH CI**RS AND BOURBON.. THIS RUMOR WAS CONFIRMED BY ME.. MAN, THAT BOURBON WAS GOOD!!!🥰. THIS WAS BETTER HOOK'ENS 2ND CLASSIC CHECK CUT. THEY LEAVE TOWN WITH PLENTY O' CASH AND MOMENTUM FOR THE 26-27 SEASON!!
PULLING UP 3RD AND FINAL CHECK CUT WAS "DENNIS" AKA D**KERS, MINUS ONE D**K. HE SAID HE CAUGHT OVER 100 BASS OVER THE WEEKEND AND A TON THE NEW BRUISER DEFENDER SQUARE BILL. (BOUGHT 2 OFF ME AFTER THE DERB) 🤣🤣🤣. THIS REPORT CONFIRMED. GREAT WAY TO FINISH THE SEASON AND GET IN THE CHECK LINE!! EXCELLENT! 😇
THE FINAL CLASSIC WEIGHTS:
1.) FARMERS 29
2.) BETTER HOOK'EN 27
3.) D**KERS 26
4.) GRANDE' RICHARDS 23
5.) ALUMINUM ASSASSINS 21
6.) BASS AKWARDS 15
7.) W**D WARRIORS 7
8.) ONE OUTA MONEY DNF
MEGA BAG OF THE YEAR: $500
ALUMINUM ASSASSINS
TEAM OF THE YEAR: $1,200
GRANDE' RICHARDS
CLASSIC CHAMPS: $1,100
FARMERS
YEAR END PARTY COMING UP IN MID JULY @ GRANDE' RICHARDS SR. HOUSE..
STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS..
ALL EXPENSE'S ARE PAID!!
GREAT SEASON!!
-SD- 💪💪
