HempGorilla

10/01/2026

DM US-🚛📦🔥

09/02/2026

08/26/2026

🇨🇺🔥 CUBAN PLATES ARE COMING! 🔥🇨🇺

Get ready for real Cuban home-cooked flavor — big plates, good portions, and plenty of sazón. 🍽️❤️

🐷 Lechón Asado
🥩 Bistec
🍗 Pollo Asado

Pick your favorite and enjoy it with classic Cuban sides like:

🍚 Arroz Blanco or Arroz Amarillo
🍌 Tostones or Plátanos Maduros
🥔 Yuca
🐷 Chicharrón con Carne

This isn’t fast food — it’s Cuban comfort food made the way we grew up eating it. 🇨🇺

🔥 Fresh • Flavorful • Home-Cooked
📍 Central Texas

Follow us — menu, prices & ordering information coming soon!

08/26/2026

🔥 WE ARE STILL OPEN! 🔥

NEW PRODUCTS ARE IN! 🦍🌿

If you’ve been rocking with us, KEEP ROCKING & ROLLING WITH US — we still got the heat! 🔥

🌿 H**p-Derived Products
🧪 Third-Party Lab Tested
📋 COAs Available
✅ Products Selected to Meet Current Texas H**p Requirements
🚫 No Delta-8 Products

Our consumable h**p products are tested and labeled in accordance with applicable requirements, including the applicable Delta-9 THC limit on a dry-weight basis.

21+ ONLY — VALID ID REQUIRED

Same commitment to quality.
Thank you for continuing to support our local business! 🦍💚

Product availability is subject to applicable Texas laws and regulations.

08/11/2026

🇺🇸 FOREVER GRATEFUL FOR OUR VETERANS 🇺🇸

We are truly grateful for every veteran we’ve had the honor of meeting and serving.

While Texas lawmakers may not always make veterans feel supported, H**pGorilla always will.

To every veteran: Thank you for your service, your sacrifice, and everything you’ve given for this country.

🎖️ Veterans will ALWAYS receive a discount at H**pGorilla.

You served us. It’s our privilege to serve you. 🇺🇸🦍

08/11/2026

🦍 HEMPGORILLA HOURS UPDATE

📅 Wednesday, August 12: Closing early at 6 PM

📅 Sunday, August 16: CLOSED

💚 All other days, we are OPEN regular hours.

Thank you for your continued support! 🦍💚

08/08/2026

It Only Works If We Put The Work In Together-Thank You for sticking together like some Sticky Iicky- please feel free to tag or share your self

08/05/2026

(Repost) Don’t stay silent.

The future of h**p affects real people, real jobs, and real families.

📲 Text SIGN PVMWIZ to 50409 and let Congress hear your voice.

Together, we can make a difference. 🌿🇺🇸

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07/31/2026

A lot Of Confusion—-Don’t Close Your Doors and stand for what’s right. We never liked synthetics anyway.