Barney Stinson - The Bro Code

04/01/2023

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01/31/2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozLMx1E_Oac

A clip containing all the best quotes from the legen ..... wait for it ....... DARY Barney Stinson! ...... True story.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
1. Bros before hoes. The bond between two men is stronger than that between a man and a woman because on an average, men are stronger than women. That’s just science.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
2. A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it. For example... If only one Spanish dude were to run down the street in front of a bunch of angry bulls, people would have been like "Dude, come on!!". The license to be stupid is why we have bros in the first place.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
3. If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full grown. Corollary to this states, naming a lap-dog after a pro-wrestler or a character from a Steve McLain movie does not absolve a bro from this article.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
4. A bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason.

NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math...

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
5. Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
6. A bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other bros in a gym locker room. Corollary to this states, if a bro gets naked in the locker room, all other bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while at the same time immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage. If your towel drops to the ground, so should your eyes.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
7. A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro. There are no sentiments between two bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
8. A bro never admits he can’t drive stick even after an accident.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
9. Should a bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow bros will not make lame jokes such as "Gimme three" or "Wow!! Quitting your job like that really took a lot of ball!!" It’s still a hi-five and that bro still has a lot of balls, metaphorically speaking of course.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
10. A bro will drop whatever he is doing and rush to help his bro dump a chick. It’s normal for a bro to get confused and disoriented when dumping a chick. For some reason he is worried she will become agitated or even violent after he calmly explains his desire to hook up with her friends...