Barney Stinson - The Bro Code

Barney Stinson - The Bro Code Suit up, because this page is going to be LEGEN...wait for it...DARY.http://www.cucirca.com/2009/06/

Nickname(s) Broda, Barn, The Barnacle, Barnito Supreme, Starney Binson,
Barnman, Barnstormer, Barnaby, Barney Westside, Swarley,
Swarls, Barn Door, Swarles Barkley, Swarlos, Barnitude, Jennifer

Aliases Jack Package, The Commodore, Larney, Swarley, Swarlos,
Swarles Barkley, Swaaarlay, Swarhili, Swar Wait-for-it Lee, Bob
Swarley, Ted Mosby — Architect, Barack Obama Jr., Lorenzo von
Matterhorn, Julio von Matterhorn, Jennifer, Neil Armstrong,
Kristof Doppelganger, Mrs. Stinsfire, Tom Petersson (bass player
for Cheap Trick), Barney West-Side, Ignatius Peabody Nobel

Gender Male

Occupation Unknown high position at Goliath National Bank;
Professional Bachelor

Family Loretta Stinson (mother)
James Stinson (half-brother)
Jerome Whittaker (biological father)

Significant Shannon

Other(s) Robin Scherbatsky

Relatives Leslie (cousin)
Tom (brother-in-law)
Eli (nephew)

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12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
1. Bros before hoes. The bond between two men is stronger than that between a man and a woman because on an average, men are stronger than women. That’s just science.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
2. A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it. For example... If only one Spanish dude were to run down the street in front of a bunch of angry bulls, people would have been like "Dude, come on!!". The license to be stupid is why we have bros in the first place.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
3. If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full grown. Corollary to this states, naming a lap-dog after a pro-wrestler or a character from a Steve McLain movie does not absolve a bro from this article.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
4. A bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason.

NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math...

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
5. Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
6. A bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other bros in a gym locker room. Corollary to this states, if a bro gets naked in the locker room, all other bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while at the same time immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage. If your towel drops to the ground, so should your eyes.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
7. A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro. There are no sentiments between two bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail.

12/26/2010

The Bro Code By Barney Stinson:
8. A bro never admits he can’t drive stick even after an accident.

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