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05/23/2023

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish. 🤣🤦

05/23/2023

If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. 🤣🤦

05/23/2023

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. 🤣🤦

05/23/2023

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. 🤣🤦

05/23/2023

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. 🤣🤦

05/23/2023

Elephant

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
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05/23/2023

I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it.

05/23/2023

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. 🤣🤦

05/23/2023

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
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05/23/2023

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
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05/23/2023

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him. swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling John out. The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be OK. The doctor said, "David, we have good news and bad news for you! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient. you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient that you saved hung himself in the bathroom and died after all." David replied, "Doctor, John didn't hang himself. l hung him there to dry."
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05/23/2023

Everyone has a Story in Life

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…
“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”
Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity,
suddenly he again exclaimed…
“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”
The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man…
“Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”
The old man smiled and said…
“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.
Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.
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