Voter Nose Clip Project

Voter Nose Clip Project Appalled by the candidates this election? Looking for a way to express your disgust with humor and panache? You've come to the right place! Hate Both Candidates?
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There's a new product to alleviate the pain of our country’s current predicament: Trump vs. Clinton. Americans are suffering from “Voter Distress Syndrome,” a previously unknown condition caused by exposure to the names, images, voices, or statements of of our presidential candidates. But now there’s a solution: the Official* Voter Nose Clip (OVNC). The OVNC is a modified clothespin engineered to

comfortably seal one’s nostrils against the “toxic fumes” radiating from the campaigns. It has been proven to alleviate the symptoms of Voter Distress Syndrome (except mental anguish--that's unavoidable during this election). Wearing an OVNC is a funny way voters can express their very real dissatisfaction with the candidates. Previously, clothespins were worn in France’s 2002 election between Jacques Chirac and Jean-Marie Le Pen, to signify distaste for Chirac. The OVNC is available in red, white, or blue. It comes with a cloth carrying bag and an illustrated User Guide. OVNCs cost $9.99, and are available for purchase online at http://www.ovnc2016.com/store.

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