Johnny Bananas

Johnny Bananas “Growing Old is for the Birds... And I’m not a Bird, I’m a Banana.” — Aristotle What makes me tick? Lots and lots of Bananas.
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In May of 2005 I was cast on the 17th installment of the longest running, most well recognized reality television show in America The Real World. My off color sense of humor along with my charismatic and dynamic nature quickly gained me notoriety and permanently solidified my place in reality television immortality. After The Real World I continued the pursuit of my proverbial "white rabbit" curio

us to see how deep the rabbit hole would actually go. And 15 challenges, 12 countries, 6 victories, 5 continents later my journey continues. It is said the steel of a man is forged in the flames of adversity, and never before has there been a man in which this quote is more appropriately personified. How about having freedom from sin but sinning enough to have freewill. To love in a way that complements life, and not being content with mediocrity because of my unquenchable thirst for new experiences. Campfires under the stars, exploring my world, accepting everything that comes my way, and fighting for what I believe in, even if it means fighting against the status quo. The freedom to walk where I want, to talk as I want, and to believe what I want. Being accepted without judgment... Beer, Music, and Faith that there is an afterlife. And if there is a heaven to not walk up to the pearly gates in the prime of life. To be old, wrinkled, skidding in sideways on two feet with a martini in one hand and a cigarette in the other screaming "holy s**t, what a ride!" Exquisite food, lavish surroundings, wild parties that start at sundown and don’t end till sunrise. Creation, the soul, the small of a woman's back, dancing in the moonlight, skinny dipping, more beer, more love, and more music to drown away the fear that it will one day come to an end. Life is good… As long as I accept my place in it... Oh and Bananas!

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05/28/2026

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05/27/2026

Oopsie 👑

05/27/2026

⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️ Whos seen the FULL pod? 👀

05/25/2026

They think they want the smoke until they get it 🍌💨

05/22/2026

Always a good time over here! 🤘

05/21/2026

Beach you’d better run 🏃🏝️

05/21/2026

Podfathers 🎙️

05/20/2026

Found a Trash Panda 🦝

05/20/2026

POV: The most hansome man you've ever seen walks into your peripheral 👀

Prod. Bananas 🎧🍌
05/19/2026

Prod. Bananas 🎧🍌

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