Johnny Bananas

Johnny Bananas “Growing Old is for the Birds... And I’m not a Bird, I’m a Banana.” — Aristotle What makes me tick? Lots and lots of Bananas.
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In May of 2005 I was cast on the 17th installment of the longest running, most well recognized reality television show in America The Real World. My off color sense of humor along with my charismatic and dynamic nature quickly gained me notoriety and permanently solidified my place in reality television immortality. After The Real World I continued the pursuit of my proverbial "white rabbit" curio

us to see how deep the rabbit hole would actually go. And 15 challenges, 12 countries, 6 victories, 5 continents later my journey continues. It is said the steel of a man is forged in the flames of adversity, and never before has there been a man in which this quote is more appropriately personified. How about having freedom from sin but sinning enough to have freewill. To love in a way that complements life, and not being content with mediocrity because of my unquenchable thirst for new experiences. Campfires under the stars, exploring my world, accepting everything that comes my way, and fighting for what I believe in, even if it means fighting against the status quo. The freedom to walk where I want, to talk as I want, and to believe what I want. Being accepted without judgment... Beer, Music, and Faith that there is an afterlife. And if there is a heaven to not walk up to the pearly gates in the prime of life. To be old, wrinkled, skidding in sideways on two feet with a martini in one hand and a cigarette in the other screaming "holy s**t, what a ride!" Exquisite food, lavish surroundings, wild parties that start at sundown and don’t end till sunrise. Creation, the soul, the small of a woman's back, dancing in the moonlight, skinny dipping, more beer, more love, and more music to drown away the fear that it will one day come to an end. Life is good… As long as I accept my place in it... Oh and Bananas!

Sorry my babies, daddy was away makin some bacon 🥓 What did I miss 😆
09/09/2026

Sorry my babies, daddy was away makin some bacon 🥓 What did I miss 😆

09/08/2026

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The look you get when you’re 100% certain you know what language they speak in Australia 👍🦘
09/08/2026

The look you get when you’re 100% certain you know what language they speak in Australia 👍🦘

CAUTION SLIPPERY WHEN WET⚠️
09/08/2026

CAUTION SLIPPERY WHEN WET⚠️

09/06/2026

There once was a man who made a name
for himself stirring things up on reality TV 🍌

Then life got pretty Bananas

Years in the reality sphere came with plenty of chaos,
pressure and stress, but not always a place to put it

Johnny found that Release at Rumble. A place to hit
something, let it out and walk away a little lighter

It worked so well that he then became an owner to
bring that Release to more people

When life gets bananas hit back 🥊
On September 26, we’re hitting back together. Grab
your team and take on Rumblethon.

Some came for the awards. I came with the prize. Thank you to the real trophy for making a beautiful night even better. ...
09/06/2026

Some came for the awards. I came with the prize. Thank you to the real trophy for making a beautiful night even better.

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Stylist: BananaSwag

09/04/2026

The REAL Reason Dan Wanted To Take Out Marcus Jordan And I FIRST??

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09/03/2026

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09/03/2026

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