I have to return some video tapes.

I have to return some video tapes. I have to do something.

12/26/2011

Mistletoe alert!

08/17/2011

I know my updates can be.... erratic, sometimes.

08/17/2011

I'm trying to update the page, but Evelyn, my supposed fiancée, keeps buzzing in my ear.

08/16/2011

You're a fu***ng ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood.

01/11/2011

I hope you all had a holly-jolly Christmas. Sorry I'm late, I had to return some video tapes. Mistletoe alert!

07/05/2010

Facebook, I'm uh... sorry... I just, uh... you're not terribly important to me.

05/03/2010

To celebrate us reaching over 150 fans, I want you to clean your va**na.

03/18/2010

How did we get 107 fans? Well, I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill ya.

03/11/2010

I've been trying for a week to think of a really good status update but you'll have to excuse me at the moment. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

02/21/2010

New York Matinee called us "a playful but mysterious little group".

02/20/2010

I wish Facebook would change this background color on their site. The subtle off-white coloring is making me feel uneasy.

02/14/2010

I'm really glad this group was made because I have so many video tapes and I always have to go return them while I'm in the middle of a conversation and it's such a drag.

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