09/22/2026
🦄🐟 AND THE UNICORN HAS SPOKEN... 🐟🦄
Well folks, we weighed her up, and turns out our magical unicorn leatherjacket filefish was carrying exactly 5.20 lbs of pure enchantment (and a suspicious number of sparkles we definitely didn't add ourselves).
Rumor has it that when a unicorn fish is weighed, it briefly grants the closest guesser a moment of "fish sight" — the temporary ability to sense exactly how much seafood is in the case before you even walk in the door. Whether that's true or not, we can't confirm... but we CAN confirm that somebody guessed like they had it.
🎯 That somebody is Bill Baker, who called it at 5.14 lbs — landing closest without going over! Bill, come on in for your FREE lunch basket. We suspect the unicorn magic is strong with you. 🦄
Nobody hit the exact 5.20 lbs this time, which means our famous key lime pie stays under the unicorn's protection for one more week... it rolls right on over to next round. Somebody's fish intuition is about to level up. 🥧✨
Honorable mentions, our runner-up unicorn whisperers:
🥈 Carolyn Haggerty Ganis — 5.1 lbs
🥉 Melissa D. Burgess — 4.9 lbs
Wendell Davis — 4.89 lbs
Becky Owens — 4.8 lbs
Ken Witte — 4.7 lbs
Thank you all for playing along and bringing your best guesses (and best fish jokes) to the table! Keep an eye out — the pie is still up for grabs, and who knows what magical creature will show up next week. 🦀🐟
