07/29/2026
🧙♀️ A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE NAUGHTY GNOME 🧙♀️
Y'all. The scammers have found me. I'm flattered, truly — nothing says "you've made it" like fake accounts sliding into my DMs asking me to "remake it!" and ship to their cousin's roommate's PO box.
So let's set the record straight:
🧶 My items are sold at my booth at Vendors Mercantile in Odessa. That's the store. That's where the goodies live.
🧶 I DO ship to real humans on a case-by-case basis — but payment comes FIRST through my approved methods, no exceptions, no "my assistant will send a check," no overpayment refunds, no gift cards. If your payment story is weird, the answer is no.
🧶 Messages that just say "is this available" with no details, or ask me to ship before we've even talked about WHICH item — those get fed to the gnomes. They're always hungry.
Real customers: I love you, message me anytime, tell me what caught your eye and we'll figure it out. 💚
Scammers: the gnome sees all. The gnome remembers.
— The Naughty Gnome 🍄
