08/09/2026
😂 “YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT CUSTOMERS TELL US…”
After years of talking about h**p and cannabis, we’ve heard just about everything:
🌿 “I don’t want Delta.”
🌿 “I don’t want Delta-9.”
🌿 “I don’t want that fake stuff.”
🚗 “I just go to Missouri.”
👵 “My granddaughter told me NO THCA.”
🤷 “My friend said THIS is the only thing I should get.”
Okay… we need to talk. 😂
First — we don’t carry “fake THC.” And yes, if you’re looking for the THC traditionally associated with cannabis, Delta-9 THC is the one you’re talking about.
That Delta-9 molecule doesn’t magically become different when you cross the Missouri River. 😂 H**p-derived Delta-9 and marijuana-derived Delta-9 are the same cannabinoid. The legal classification and how products qualify under applicable laws can differ — the molecule itself doesn’t.
So before you burn the gas driving to Missouri because somebody told you their THC is somehow “different”… LOOK AT THE LABS. 🧪👀
And we love your granddaughter. We love your friend. We’re sure they mean well. ❤️ But what worked great for your friend may not be what you want. And before we declare THCA the villain because somebody once tried something and didn’t like it, let us explain what THCA actually is and what happens to it when cannabis is heated.
That’s why we’re here.
Come in. Ask questions. Tell us what you’re trying to accomplish. We’ll help you understand cannabinoids, potency, lab reports, and the differences between products so you can make an educated decision instead of buying based on something your neighbor’s cousin’s granddaughter heard. 😂 🔥😎😝
🌿 CBD American Shaman + Dispensary
🧪 Knowledge matters. Labs matter. Quality matters.
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