Stank Bars

08/21/2026

Fresh batch, boxed and ready. 🍑📦

This is Ass Like a Peach getting packed up for its next home — peach and shea butter, hand-poured in small batches.

08/21/2026

The first cuts on a fresh batch never gets old. 🍑 This is Ass Like a Peach — peach and shea butter, hand-poured and small-batch. Filthy name, clean lather.

08/13/2026

The cut reveal on this one is unreal. 🔥🧼

This is Dumpster Fire — smoky cedar and citrus, hand-poured in small batches. Smells better than your life currently feels, looks even better cut open.

08/12/2026

🚨 BIG NEWS 🚨 Stank Bars is officially open on TikTok Shop!
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZTD1YNsrX/

That's right — you can now scroll, laugh, and buy the whole filthy lineup without ever leaving the app. Same hand-poured, small-batch soap. Same ridiculous names. Same "wait, they named it WHAT?" energy. Just one tap away now.

🧼 Browse the full lineup
🎁 Perfect for gag gifts, white elephants, and that one coworker
📦 Ships fast, packaged discreetly (mostly)

Go find us on TikTok Shop and grab a bar before your favorite scent sells out.

Filthy names. Clean lather. Zero regrets.

Welcome to Stank-Bars on TikTok Shop! Discover fresh finds, fast shipping, and unbeatable vibes. Join the trend and unlock your next fave!

08/07/2026

🧼✨ SOAP & SILVER GIVEAWAY ✨✨

One lucky winner takes home our 3 favorite soap bars + a full 1 oz round of pure silver — a $100 value. Get clean. Get rich. Repeat.

HOW TO ENTER: ✅ Automatic entry with any purchase at our farmers market booth ✅ OR grab a free entry card at the booth — no purchase necessary ➕ Bonus entry: Follow Stank Bars here on Facebook and comment on this post ➕ Bonus entry: Follow on Instagram and comment on our giveaway post
Bonus entries are only allowed with either an automatic entry or free entry card at the booth.

📅 Entries open: Saturday, 8/8/26 at 9:00 AM 🎉 Drawing: Sunday, 8/9/26 at 3:00 PM Winner notified by phone or email.

The Wood Yard Summer Market, 30704 S Wright Rd, Molalla, OR
⌚️ Friday 5PM - 8PM & Saturday 9AM - 7PM
*We will ONLY be there Saturday 8/8/2026

Limit one base entry per person, plus eligible bonus entries. Must be an Oregon resident, 18+, to win.

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A purchase will not increase your chances of winning. Void where prohibited. Complete Official Rules available at our booth.

This giveaway is in no way sponsored, endorsed, administered by, or associated with Meta, Facebook, or Instagram.

08/07/2026

Fresh batch, fresh cuts. 🔪🧼 This is Taint Misbehavin' getting sliced and boxed up for this weekend's market. We will only be there Saturday.

If you're in the Molalla area, come see us at The Wood Yard Summer Market — we'll have the full lineup on the table, filthy names and all. Come laugh, come smell, come take one home for someone who "needs" it.

📍 The Wood Yard Summer Market, 30704 S Wright Rd, Molalla, OR
⌚️ Friday 5PM - 8PM & Saturday 9AM - 7PM
🧼 Hand-poured · Small-batch · Vegan-friendly · Cruelty-free

08/06/2026

Let's talk about the gift you're about to give this year. 🎁
You know the one. Another boring simple candle. Another lotion set nobody asked for. Something that says "I ran out of time and love you exactly this much." They'll smile, say thank you, and it'll live in a drawer until the next white elephant party puts it out of its misery.
Stop it. Give them Stank Bars instead.
Here's the thing — it's a joke AND it's genuinely good soap. They'll laugh (or die a little inside) when they unwrap "Skidmark Remover" or "In-Law Be Gone" in front of the whole family. And then they'll actually use it, because it smells incredible and works better than whatever's currently living in their bathroom.
🎄 Stocking stuffer? Done.
🏢 Work white elephant? You'll win.
👨‍👩‍👧 Family gathering gift exchange? Chaos, guaranteed.
🧑‍🎓 Got a teenager who's... a little funky lately? We've got a bar for that too. 👀
🎁 That person who "has everything"? They don't have this.
Whether it ends up proudly displayed in the main bathroom or quietly banished to the hall bathroom — either way, it's getting used. That's more than you can say for the candle that didn't match the home.
Filthy names. Clean lather. Zero regrets.
Shop the whole lineup 👉 stankbars.com

08/01/2026

Is there an easier way to cut soap? Sure. But why pass up the chance to wield a knife. 🔪

Sometimes running a small business is just an excuse to feel dramatic about basic tasks. Watch the full cut 👇

🛒 Shop the full lineup: stankbars.com

08/01/2026

Packing up new soap is honestly relaxing — every box gets filled with just as much care as the bars themselves. 📦✨

If you've got an order coming, this is basically what's happening behind the scenes right now!

🛒 Shop the full lineup: stankbars.com