Cosmic Soup

08/17/2026

It’s Monday. The madness is already mad. So naturally… No productivity lesson. No inspirational speech. Just a tiny dose of ridiculousness for your Monday. ✨ 💃😂

This felt like a little throwback to when MTV actually played music videos and half the fun was making up dances in your living room like somebody was about to discover you.Hope this makes the Monday madness suck a little less.

08/14/2026

Listen besties, what happens at Cosmic Soup stays at Cosmic Soup. Your partner does NOT need to know how many books, trinkets, crystals, or “little treats” came home with you. We saw nothing. 🤐✨

08/13/2026

Told my employees they needed to start using their heads more.

Apparently I needed to be ✨more specific✨.

We genuinely could NOT keep a straight face filming this one. 😂

08/12/2026

✨ Opening at 11:30 today! ✨

We’re getting some goodies tucked into the freeze dryer this morning, so we need just a tiny extra minute before we open the doors.

See you at 11:30! 💜

08/11/2026

These beauties were snagged up fast last week so if you need a night creature in your life, come check them out💜💜

🚨 BESTIES - THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
2 more Mothman plushies have flown into Cosmic Soup today! 🔴 🔴 I'm so grateful for the positive feedback I've had on these little cuties, thank you so much for loving them as much as I do. 🥰♥️ As always, if you see something on our page that is out of stock in the booth, please message us to we can make sure you get one! We're always open for custom orders.

With Love, Callie 🩷

08/11/2026

Describe your job, but make it sound ✨illegal✨.

I’ll go first: I sell suspicious herbs, questionable literature, and emotionally supportive rocks out of a purple building. 😌

Your turn. Make it concerning enough that we have to guess what you actually do. 👀

08/08/2026

Sometimes, you have to remember that ✨customer service✨ means you can’t say what you’re thinking. 😐

Ray Ray is fine.
Ray Ray is professional.
Ray Ray is absolutely counting out all your change with love in his heart.

…so much love. 😂

08/08/2026

When you’re mean to our bestest employee and now management has to come collect him. 😭 Look what you’ve done. LOOK AT HIM.

He’s fragile. He’s delicate. He’s approximately 87% limbs. And now I have to carry him around until he emotionally recovers. Please be nice to Ray Ray. My back cannot afford another incident. 😂

08/07/2026

Measuring herbs is a delicate process requiring precision, patience, and—apparently—threats of workplace violence. 😂🌿 No employees were harmed in the making of this video. His dignity, however, remains under investigation.

08/04/2026

Well… Texas heat wins this round. ☀️🥵

Unfortunately, we’re going to be closing a little early today. It’s currently 86° inside the shop, and that’s just a bit too warm for us to comfortably keep everyone browsing.

We’re so sorry for the inconvenience. We’re hoping to get things sorted as soon as possible and truly appreciate your patience while we work through these HVAC challenges.

Thank you for continuing to support your local weird little bookstore and gift shop—it means more than you know.