Cottonwood Square Tree

09/16/2026

🌲😂 FROM THE TREE PAGE TO WEDGEY WEDNESDAY!

Make sure you FOLLOW & Share FresFreshWater DirtWorks ou get your WEDGEY Wisecrack of the Week every Wednesday!

And you definitely don’t have to own a horse to follow along… 🐴😂

The Tree is here to make people smile. 🌲❤️
Wedgey is here to make people CRACK a laugh. 😂

If he makes you laugh, FOLLOW FreshWater DirtWorks & SHARE Wedgey with somebody who needs a laugh!

See what his rear end has to say next Wednesday. 😂

🍂 IT’S WEDGEY WEDNESDAY! 😂

Winter hasn’t even arrived yet and Wedgey is already judging your watering system. 🐴❄️💧

Read this before the hose freezes… and you start kicking the bucket—only to realize IT’S FROZEN TOO. 🪣❄️😂👇
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09/14/2026

THE BRONCOS HAVE A BRAND-NEW TRAINING FACILITY—LET’S HOPE THEIR CHIEFS-BEATING STREAK MOVED IN WITH THEM! 😂🧡💙🏈

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For WEDGEY’s Wisecrack Wednesday!!!

09/11/2026

🇺🇸 TONIGHT, THE TREE SHINES IN REMEMBRANCE 🇺🇸

Tonight, the Cottonwood Square Tree will shine in red, white, and blue. The movement of the colors has been intentionally slowed as a quiet sign of respect for the lives lost on September 11, 2001, and for the families and friends who continue to carry their memory.

A new video of the tree will be posted tonight.

Please share it and help carry the light of remembrance from our little corner of Parker, Colorado, across the country.

May we never forget. ❤️🤍💙

09/09/2026

You follow the Tree… now follow the Wedge! 😂 FOLLOW FreshWater DirtWorks for a brand-new Weekly Wedgey Wednesday joke every week!!

🇺🇸 LABOR DAY WAS TWO DAYS AGO…
WHY ARE YOU STILL LABORING WITH WATER BUCKETS & TRIPPING OVER HOSE? 😂

Happy Wedgey Wednesday!

09/07/2026

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Happy Labor Day!!!

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Happy Labor Day from us at Drinking Post!

Labor Day is for celebrating hard work, not making more of it.
If your livestock watering system has you hauling water, breaking ice, or constantly checking the tank… maybe it’s time to ask some questions.

What’s one farm chore you’d happily never do again?

09/06/2026

🎶 GARTH BROOKS FANS—FIND WEDGEY, SNAP A SELFIE & TAG FreshWater DirtWorks ! 🎶

Going to the Garth Brooks concert tonight? Wedgey is waiting for you in the Camry North parking lot at Ball Arena, right where the blue dot is on the map! 📍

Come find him, snap a selfie with his B***Y, and:

📸 Post your picture in the comments
🏷️ Tag FreshWater DirtWorks
👍 Follow the FreshWater DirtWorks page for more Wedgey Wednesday fun!

No backstage pass? No problem! This may be the closest you’ll get to Garth’s Cyberstage tonight! 😂🎶

09/04/2026

LOVE THE COTTONWOOD SQUARE TREE? PLEASE FOLLOW, LIKE & SHARE FreshWater DirtWorks !!

FreshWater DirtWorks is my local business—and every follow, like and share helps support the person who continues donating the time, decorations and effort needed to keep the Cottonwood Square Tree glowing throughout the year.

As a bonus, you’ll also get Wedgey Wednesday—a fresh weekly wisecrack from the rear end of the FreshWater DirtWorks Cybertruck! 😂

They’re bound to make you crack a smile!

If you have Horses or Livestock please check out what we have to offer.
Your animals are bound to love Drinking Post Frost-Free Worry-Free Waterer.

Get rid of those water buckets, tangled hoses and make your watering Automated like Wedgey!!

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🌳 Help keep the tree glowing!

09/02/2026

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🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL… WEDGEY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY! 😂

Apparently wrapping this thing and giving him a name wasn’t enough. Now his rear end has developed a personality.

Welcome to the very first WEDGEY WEDNESDAY!

Every Wednesday, Wedgey will be dropping a fresh wisecrack. Some will make fun of himself, some will probably offend an oil-leaking truck or two 😂, and every once in a while he might even remind you that your horse is perfectly capable of getting its own drink. 🐴💧

The interchangeable Wedgey Says magnets for his rear end are still being made, but he wasn’t willing to wait that long to start talking trash.

So we’re kicking it off right here on Facebook!

Check back every Wednesday to see what Wedgey says next.

And if you spot Wedgey out in the wild… take a picture! 📸😂

Welcome to Wedgey Wednesday.

09/01/2026