Variety Outlet

09/10/2026

Goose of the Day: Meet Gertrude 🪿
Name: Gertrude "Gerty" Honkinton
Occupation: Chief Hospitality Officer & Neighborhood Watch Captain
Outfit Details: A custom floral bonnet with matching dress (only $14.99!), sensible grey curls, and wire-rimmed reading glasses complete with an eyeglass chain so she never loses them while judging your life choices.
Vibe: Will bake you fresh warm cookies, but will also report your overgrown lawn to the HOA.
Special Skills:
Spotting a gossip-worthy story from 3 miles away.
Offering unsolicited—but deeply accurate—life advice.
Holding a "Welcome" sign with pure, unyielding warmth.
Quote of the Day: "Back in my day, we didn't just honk at strangers—we greeted them with an embroidered floral sign!"@

09/09/2026

✨🪿Goose of the Day: Home sweet gingerbread home! 🏠✨
Catch me if you can, I'm the Gingerbread Goose! 🪿🍪

09/09/2026

For the customer looking for denim ribbon. .

09/05/2026

🚨 Labor Day Weekend Reminder! 🚨
We will be CLOSED on Monday so our team can enjoy the holiday.
If you've got your eye on something or need to stock up, make sure to visit us TODAY! 🛍️✨

09/04/2026

Outfit of the Day: Biker Chic Edition! 🛵✨
Our resident lawn goose is dressed to impress today in her full biker-style outfit! She’s rocking a studded black jacket (complete with winged wheel artwork on the back), round iridescent sunglasses, and a blonde wig that catches the breeze just right.
She’s trading "honk" for "vroom" and looking completely unstoppable! 🪿🕶️
Stop by Variety Outlet Store to check out her latest look in person and browse our collection of outfits, decor, and novelty items!

09/03/2026

09/02/2026

No judgment here—buying craft supplies and actually using them are two entirely separate hobbies.

08/31/2026

Variety Outlet is Grinch Approved

08/28/2026

Homecoming is approaching quickly! We have the mums and ribbon you need! And the basket wrap, shreds, tshirt prints, vinyl, pom poms, balloons, and so much more!