07/04/2025
Boycott Fourth of July? Boycott Independence Day? Now, you can boycott liberal chains (cough cough Target cough cough), liberal news (cough cough CBS cough cough) and liberal shows (cough cough SNL cough cough), but you can’t really boycott a day. That’s just a ludicrous idea! It’s a day, a federal holiday, a day that is going to mean something whether you wave a flag at the parade, light one firework or stuff one hot dog in your face. Your right to freedom has already been bought and paid for, fought for, sacrificed for and continually protected whether you chose to celebrate it or not. And if you choose not, why are you still here?
For those of you choosing to celebrate our great country, our independence and those who so valiantly fought for it, come see us at Patriot Fireworks. We’ll hook you up with something to make the boycotters cower in their mom’s basement bedroom. Come early for the best selection and while it’s cooler outside.
We’re here until midnight! At the blinking light in Pattonville - there’s just one.