01/22/2022
The Cure is my most favoritest band in all of the lands and these Valentines are something that I physically NEEDED to make.
They’re fashioned in the style of kids Valentines, the kinds we put in little shoebox mailboxes during elementary school Valentine parties and yes you had to give one even to the kid who ate glue and always had his butt-crack exposed. Sigh.
There are 16 different cringey designs in this set. Comes packaged in a little cellophane bag, ready to be passed out to your former-goth milkman, your mom who is still trying to peel the Head on the Door poster off your childhood bedroom wall, and your Aunt Helen who gets mistaken for Robert Smith every Halloween but that’s just how her hair is. These are perfect also to hand out to any lovecats you have in your life, penpals you still have from your goth middle school days, local gravediggers, or teenagers who seriously need schooled on good music.
These are corny, cheesy, cringey - just as Valentines should be - so expect to get a groan or two.
