Cypress Landing - Louisiana

07/30/2026

Meet Miss Kim.
She’s like Elf on the Shelf…

Except she’s a 47-year-old divorcée who blames her problems on the Aquanet she inhaled in the 80s, wears oversized sunglasses indoors, knows everybody’s business, and just told us…

“Your tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.” 😳

She just threw a hissy fit because we refused to discount her new bandana and stomped off muttering something about “customer service ain’t what it used to be.”

Now she’s loose inside Cypress Landing. 🫠

She could be sniffing bath bombs she has no intention of buying, silently judging you from behind a ficus, or asking one of our vendors if they’ll ‘take twenty cash’.

We. Don’t. Know. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Please help us find her. 🙏🏼
Then, take a selfie with Miss Kim.
Tag Cypress Landing on your feed.

🎁 One random winner gets a prize.

We open tomorrow at 10am.
May the odds be in your favor. 🏆

07/29/2026

I would like to formally apologize to every husband in our local viewing area.

This weekend is about to get expensive. 😂

L’Mae…

(You know… the BIG booth everybody disappears into for 45 minutes.)

50% OFF errrrrrry thang!

Not the ugly stuff.
Not the leftovers.
Not the “exclusions apply” nonsense.

EVERY. 👏🏼 SINGLE. 👏🏼 THING. 👏🏼

I don’t know what kind of meeting took place or who approved this.

Frankly, I don’t think anyone is being supervised. 🤭😅

But it’s cool cause it’s all in honor of Mrs. Melody’s mom, L’Mae, the lovely lady whose generous heart inspired it all. 🤎

The bad news?

Y’all about to be out here acting absolutely feral over home décor.

Thursday through Sunday.

Wear comfortable shoes.
Stretch first. Hydrate.

We’ll see you at the register buying something you definitely didn’t know you needed. 😉

07/28/2026

If you’ve ever wondered who keeps encouraging our shenanigans and adding the razzle dazzle around here…

It’s 100% our vendors. 😂

Normal people would’ve walked right past a $5 mannequin head at Goodwill.

Our vendor partner looked at her and said…

“She belongs at Cypress Landing.”

Y’all…

Meet Miss Kim.

Should Miss Kim become our official “Elf on the Shelf” and randomly appear around the shops every weekend for someone to find?

Because I feel a contest (and poor decisions) coming on… 🤣

07/27/2026

We may be closed until Thursday, but our friends at Roussel's Fine Jewelry and Antiques of Ponchatoula are just getting started! 💎🥂

They’re celebrating 50 YEARS (which is no small feat 👏) with a week full of specials, treats, and plenty of sparkle.

If you’re out and about today, stop in, congratulate them, and help celebrate a local business that’s been serving our community for half a century.

Happy 50th Anniversary, Roussel’s! Here’s to the next 50. 🥂✨

07/27/2026

Weekend’s over.

If you came…
Thanks for spending it with us. 🤎

If you didn’t…

The treasures are in somebody else’s house now. 😂

Don’t worry.

Our vendors are already out replacing them, so Thursday starts the hunt all over again.

See y’all then. 🛍️✨

07/26/2026

Well… it’s Sunday. 😅

When you’ve said “I’ll come next weekend” for the last five weekends…

👀😂

Today’s the day. We’re open until 7 PM!

07/26/2026

Wearing this hat to the pool today…

Women read it then immediately look at my husband 😅

Men read it…then immediately glare at their wives ☠️

Absolute chaos. 😂 10/10. ⭐️

Shoutout to our Cypress Landing vendor, Stitched Magnolia…

Out here stress-testing marriages one hat at a time. 🧢🤣🤎

07/26/2026

I smell children… 👀

…and about 437 adults who immediately heard Bette Midler’s voice in their head. 😂

Who’s watching Hocus Pocus at least once before Halloween? 🙋🏼‍♀️🎃

07/26/2026

07/25/2026

I was literally just standing here…

Being gorgeous. Existing. Moisturized. Unbothered.

Then Lacey chose violence.

Please respect my privacy while I heal.

Open until 7… if I make it 😂

Sincerely,
The Golden Goddess on Aisle 1