Nonexistent Skateboard Co.

02/17/2026

I made one of these. There is one of them in existence.

$100, if you want it then send me a message.

New stuff coming next week!

02/01/2026

Digging through the archives to free up some funds for new stuff. This is all from my personal stash. Instead of me wasting an hour putting these on the site, just send me a DM if you're interested.

Any Pinky board - $100
Gravy - $75
Tony Pac on the bottom right is a bit muddled in the halftones - $50
Westside metallic aqua blue Tony Pac - $125
Original Suppertime - $60
Holo Bushman on the top - $80
Phil - $100
Holo Bushman on the bottom has a little crease in the foil - $60

Very gently used Rabbit Season - $75

01/23/2026

I printed a mere 10 of these that are up on the site now!

I was going to release these last week, but an untimely smoothie-related mishap prevented me from doing so. I can now proudly say that while the doctor told me a pea-sized gouge would be permanently missing from my finger, these labor-intensive 13-color Pooched boards are now complete.

13 spot colors on 8.38" shovenose and 8.5" pops. 10 total

11/28/2025

11/15/2025

Restock and a few new ones up on the site now

10/28/2025

If there's one thing on this earth that I hate, it's clowns. Had to rerun this old graphic, this time with fluorescent inks. It's always hard to photograph blacklight colors, but believe me when I say that these things really pop in person. Originally pitched as a gig poster (I think maybe Bouncing Souls?), it's an obvious nod to Birdhouse graphics of yore. I don't know if Ben is even aware of 's affinity (or perhaps a better word is intrigue) for creepy John-Wayne Gacy-esque clowns, but it's certainly fitting.

Printed on 8.38" pops with a 14.375" wheelbase and a handful of 8.3" shovelnoses.

10/24/2025

Some old stuff, some $40+ blems (imperfect prints/base coats), some unreleased stuff that I forgot to list (i.e. the holographic swirl Bushman), a few more green veneer variants, AND a surprise reprinting of an old favorite, this time with a fluorescent color scheme.

10 AM tomorrow on the site

10/19/2025

Up now on the site. These look so fu**in' cool in person. There are only a few sets of matching veneers (3, to be exact) and there are some more of the left graphic than the right. Listing a bunch of different variations on the site is a pain in the ass and I very well have something that isn't up there, so don't hesitate to DM.

Shops! I want back into more shops. If you were one of my previous vendors then expect some emails soon, and tag your shop or reach out if you're interested in carrying this stuff.

10/18/2025

Remember back in the day when Nike would release dunks and it would be all like QUICKSTRIKE MEGA BACON BOMB BLAST RELEASE! Well, here's a quickestrike mega bacon bomb, tomorrow at 10 am on the site.

8.3" shovel nose shape (our most skateable shape!) and 8.5" pops with a 14.375" wheelbase.

This is ridiculously limited and will be taken down once they are sold. There are 10 sets right now and then another half dozen of the left one, as it works on its own much better than the right one. Get there while you can, I won't be making this one again after this.

09/25/2025

First of all, I just want to say that there is a TON of new stuff coming soon. That being said, after receiving far too much feedback to not make these again, for the 10th anniversary of this graphic I will be making a run of 75, hand numbered popsicles.

They will be available on Saturday at noon PST for exactly one week. I'll put 50 on there and the rest (as well as any that don't sell on the site) will be supplied to shops. Limit 2 per person. If you already ordered stuff recently, holler at me and we can figure out a discount of some sort.

I made 5 of these crazy ass holographic galactic ones too. They turned out pretty cool. After this it's new stuff with the hope of dropping something every two weeks.