Khaos Apothecary

09/15/2026

KATHRYN S. • ORDER #2 • PART ONE 🖤🐸
Kathryn came back to the Bog for the full experience.
This was her first mistake.
She attempted to use a decommissioned coupon code. Seymour declared it hostile coupon activity. The Bog Ethics Committee turned out to be a crow. We revisited Gus Gus's completely normal ocular situation. Burt got reprimanded. Common Ingredients descended into absolute fu***ng anarchy.
And somehow, after SIX ENTIRE MINUTES…
🌿 WE PACKED ONE FU***NG THING.
Lemongrass.
That's it.
That's the order progress. 😭
In our defense, there was more footage.
Burt ate it.
Kathryn asked for the full Bog experience, and apparently the Bog took that as a fu***ng challenge.
Welcome back, Repeat Offender. 🖤
Part Two coming next… assuming we can keep Burt away from Production.

09/06/2026

09/06/2026

THE GREAT BOG SCAVENGER HUNT

Five days.
Five archive trails.
Five chances to win.

Each day begins with one public clue.

That clue leads into the Bog archives...

and through a trail of five videos.

You found the correct breadcrumb when the comment contains:

THE FIRST RULE OF KHAOS IS:

followed by that day’s special clue heading.

Follow the clue beneath it
to find the next video.

You found the end of the day when the comment says:

COMMENT: ______

Do what the Bog tells you.

Then come to the Live that evening
to hear the answer...

and whatever else the Bog has failed to disclose.

One completed day
equals one grand-prize entry.

Five days.
Five final comments.
Five chances to win the Grand Art Grab.

One new clue set drops every day.

Previous days remain available all week.

There may also be hidden coupon codes,
bonus goodies...

and significantly more Bog lore
than Research recommends.

THE HUNT BEGINS MONDAY.

LIVE EVERY EVENING
AT 8:00 PM pacific standard time

Follow the clues.
Comment the phrase.

Try not to open anything
with teeth.
And "May the Khaos odds, be ever in your favor!"

09/01/2026

Khaos Apothecary has officially hired a new COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT REPRESENTATIVE!! Please Welcome Barry the Scary. He would LOVE to take your complaint! - The OKW

08/30/2026

Laken!!!