Squatch Burger Co.

05/31/2026

🚨 SQUATCH FAMILIES THIS ONE’S FOR THE KIDS 🚨

The Rathdrum Craft and Farmers Market Kids Day Craft Fair is happening Saturday, July 11th from 9AM–2PM at the Rathdrum Lions Club and it’s gonna be absolute controlled chaos. Kids running booths, hunting Squatches, winning prizes, probably surviving entirely on lemonade and unfiltered confidence. Humanity’s future rests in sticky fingers and glitter glue apparently.

👣 FIND THE SQUATCH
🎨 Kids Craft Booths
🎁 Games & Prizes
🛍️ Young Kid Vendors
🌲 Local Vendors & Food

And yes… your favorite burger goblins from Squatch Burger Co. will be there feeding the masses. Smash burgers, fries, cheese curds, and the kind of food that makes you sit in a lawn chair afterward questioning your self-control.

📍 Rathdrum Lions Club
🕘 9AM–2PM
📅 Saturday, July 11th

Bring the kids. Bring your appetite. Bring sunscreen because North Idaho weather likes to cosplay as all four seasons before noon.

05/31/2026

Of course we will be there!

Accepting applications for this incredible event. There are games, prizes, educational booths, amazing food and more. One kid vendor will win a big prize basket. Kids can have a free outdoor booth to sell whatever they want. Applications are part of our summer application on our website at rathdrumcraftandfarmersmarket.blogspot.com

05/24/2026

🚨 BIG NEWS FROM THE WOODS 🚨

After a lot of thinking, planning, late nights, grease burns, caffeine, and an honestly concerning amount of burger testing…
The Hungry Squatch is evolving.

Starting June 1st, we are officially beginning the transition to:

🏔️ SQUATCH BURGER CO. 🏔️

Same people.
Same fresh smashed burgers.
Same crispy crinkle fries.
Same REAL cheddar.
Same refusal to serve frozen hockey puck burgers like certain places that shall remain unnamed but definitely deserve jail time.

But now with a bigger vision

We wanted a name that could grow into something larger than just a market booth. Something cleaner. Stronger. More iconic. Something that feels like the Pacific Northwest collided with a cast iron griddle in the middle of a thunderstorm.

This rebrand opens the door for:
🔥 Expanded menu items
🔥 Signature seasonings
🔥 Coffee
🔥 Merchandise
🔥 Catering
🔥 Bigger events
🔥 Future locations
🔥 And maybe… someday… something far bigger than just burgers. 🌲🏔️

The dream has always been bigger than a tent and a flat top.

To everyone who has supported us from the beginning:
Thank you. Seriously. Every order, every share, every friend you dragged to the booth saying “trust me bro,” every line you stood in while smelling fries and grilled onions for 25 straight minutes like some kind of delicious endurance trial… it built this.

⚠️ IMPORTANT:
Nothing is changing overnight. During the transition, you’ll still see Hungry Squatch branding while we update signs, menus, packaging, and social media.

This is just the beginning of the next chapter.

The Squatch is getting bigger 🍔🔥🌲

05/23/2026

🚨 RATHDRUM… WE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM. 🚨

People keep showing up “just to look” and somehow leave carrying:
🍔 Smash Burgers
🧀 Cheese Curds
☕ Fresh Hot Coffee
🇩🇰 Aebleskivers
…and now apparently seasoning bottles too. Humanity truly has no self-control around melted cheese and cinnamon sugar. Shocking development.

This weekend at the market we’ve got:

🔥 FRESH smashed burgers with crispy edges
🍟 Crinkle cut fries loaded with our signature seasoning
🧀 Garlic cheese curds + classic curds
☕ Hot coffee with flavor add-ins
🇩🇰 Fresh Danish aebleskivers in:
• Raspberry
• Apple
• Marionberry
• Pumpkin

AND…

👀 SEASONINGS COMING SOON
We’ve got sample bottles out now for only $3 while we finish dialing everything in.

We’ve been slowly building this thing one market at a time and seeing people come back week after week honestly means a ton to us. From burgers… to Danish pancakes… to coffee… to seasonings… this whole booth has become its own weird little forest-food empire and we are HERE for it.

📍Rathdrum Craft and Farmers Market, Inc
⏰ Saturday market hours

Come hungry. Wear stretchy pants. Ignore your doctor temporarily.

05/23/2026

☕🌲ITS THAT TIME AGAIN!🌲☕

Tomorrow at the RaRathdrum Craft and Farmers Market, Incwe’re doing a slow open for our new coffee setup featuring Squatch Fuel Coffee Co.

This is our first market run with coffee, so we’ll be testing the flow, dialing things in, and serving it up fresh throughout the day.

We’ll have:

☕ Fresh-brewed hot coffee
🌲 Made with organic coffee
🥛 Cream + sugar options
🍯 Flavors available
🔥 Sugar-free flavors available
💪 Mountain fuel for market survival

This is a soft launch, so come grab a cup, try it out, and let us know what you think.

Same Squatch energy. Now with caffeine.

📍 Rathdrum Farmers Market
☕ Available tomorrow while supplies last

Come hungry. Come thirsty. Leave legendary.

05/18/2026

☕🌲 SOMETHING BIG IS BREWING AT THE HUNGRY SQUATCH… 🌲☕

We’re officially adding hot organic coffee to the booth!

Starting soon, you’ll be able to grab fresh-brewed coffee right from The Hungry Squatch, featuring Squatch Fuel Coffee Co.

This will be simple, hot, fresh, and made right at the booth.

☕ Coffee Sizes
• 8 oz
• 16 oz
• 24 oz

🔥 Flavor options will include:
Vanilla, Caramel, Salted Caramel, Toasted Marshmallow, Hazelnut, French Vanilla, Pumpkin Spice, Peppermint, Irish Cream, Cinnamon, Coconut, Toffee, Almond, plus sugar-free options.

Add cream, half & half, heavy cream, or sugar.

No iced coffee.
No blender circus.
No 47-word drink orders that sound like a legal contract.

Just hot coffee, fresh market air, burgers on the grill, fries, curds, and aebleskivers doing their usual dangerous work.

The Squatch is officially caffeinated.

☕🔥 Find it soon at The Hungry Squatch booth.

05/16/2026

⚠️ FINAL BOSS ACTIVATED ⚠️

Bring someone who has NEVER tried Hungry Squatch and BOTH of you get:
🍟 FREE FRIES with purchase

Best possible introduction:
🔥 DOUBLE DOWN SQUATCH 🔥

2 smashed patties.
Real cheddar.
Fries included.
$14 all summer long.

Because frozen hockey puck burgers are a crime against humanity.

05/16/2026

📸 CAPTION THIS PHOTO 📸

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Best caption by 1 PM wins:
🍔🍟 FREE COMBO

Reminder:
The DOUBLE DOWN SQUATCH still exists and still makes absolutely no financial sense.