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SHOWERING:2% washing, 8% singing,90% winning fake argumentsStart every day with a win! All you need is our fun soap and ...
04/25/2026

SHOWERING:
2% washing, 8% singing,
90% winning fake arguments
Start every day with a win! All you need is our fun soap and a great point, and soon you'll be steaming up the room with your heated debate! Then, once you've made your closing argument, you will emerge from the shower feeling fresh, victorious, energized from all the mental exercise, and ready to take on any real-world battle! (Just remember to wash!)
https://totallycheesy.com/products/winning-arguments-in-shower

Say goodbye to Big Brother and hello to true freedom in the shower! Introducing the Big Brother Anti-Dystopian Future So...
04/07/2026

Say goodbye to Big Brother and hello to true freedom in the shower!

Introducing the Big Brother Anti-Dystopian Future Soap – the surveillance-free, non-tracking, non-NWO soap bar that washes away the daily PSYOP manipulations from our fearless fear-instilling leaders.

While they’re busy trying to control your thoughts, this handmade soap lets you come clean… literally. Wash their hidden agendas, brainwashing, and mass surveillance right down the drain.

Perfect gag gift for your Anti-Orwellian friends, thought police resistors, and anyone ready to make a stand in the shower.

Camping is In-Tents… and often SMELLY We get it — you love nature. That doesn’t mean you need to smell like whatever the...
04/06/2026

Camping is In-Tents… and often SMELLY
We get it — you love nature. That doesn’t mean you need to smell like whatever the bobcat dragged in.

Our Camping Is In-Tents Bar Soap lets you get dirty in the woods without making your tent mates question their life choices. Because nothing ruins a campfire story faster than BO that smells suspiciously like a co**se flower. Lather up before, during, and especially AFTER.

Your adventure buddies (and Mother Nature) will thank you. Perfect gag gift for campers, hikers, glampers, and that one friend who definitely needs it. Now you can love nature… and not smell like it.

Who’s ready to be a happy camper instead of a stinky one?

The future is here, and it's time to get your ass act together with our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap. Because...
04/01/2026

The future is here, and it's time to get your ass act together with our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap. Because, when it comes to Uranus, you've got some cleaning up to do. So, ready your trusty loofah, and launch into action! But don't forget your rubber ducky sidekick - it'll be a crucial ally in this "peril-ass" mission. And remember to watch out for that black hole!
https://totallycheesy.com/products/funny-soap-keep-earth-clean-it-isnt-uranus-soap

Easter is coming... and so is judgment day for your dirty sins! But don't worry—Jesus is Washing You Soap has got your b...
03/31/2026

Easter is coming... and so is judgment day for your dirty sins! But don't worry—Jesus is Washing You Soap has got your back (and your front, and everything in between).

This heavenly 4.5 oz bar removes 99% of sins on contact* (*totally not guaranteed, but it smells like forgiveness and coconut oil anyway).

Handcrafted in the USA, vegan, cruelty-free, and it definitely won't turn your shower water into wine... sorry, no miracles in the ingredients list.

Get squeaky clean—body AND soul—before the big day. Your eternal damnation (and body odor) doesn't stand a chance!
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Ever feel like your sins are starting to stink to high heaven?Forgot to wash your hands before the last supper? No judgm...
03/06/2026

Ever feel like your sins are starting to stink to high heaven?

Forgot to wash your hands before the last supper? No judgment here... but maybe a little soap? Meet Jesus is Washing You Soap – the all-forgiving, heavenly-scented bar that lets you literally rinse your dirty deeds down the drain! Removes 99% of sins on contact** (**totally not guaranteed, but it does smell AMAZING). Won't turn your shower water into wine (sorry, no party tricks), but it's handmade in the USA, 100% vegan, cruelty-free, all-natural ingredients, no harsh chemicals – because even your conscience deserves to stay clean.

Perfect gag gift for your sinner friends, naughty nuns, parochial school survivors, or that one relative who needs divine intervention in the hygiene department.

Come clean with Jesus this Easter!
https://totallycheesy.com/products/funny-soap-come-clean-with-jesus-soap

Easter is coming... and so is judgment day for your dirty sins! But don't worry—Jesus is Washing You Soap has got your b...
03/06/2026

Easter is coming... and so is judgment day for your dirty sins! But don't worry—Jesus is Washing You Soap has got your back (and your front, and everything in between).

This heavenly 4.5 oz bar removes 99% of sins on contact* (*totally not guaranteed, but it smells like forgiveness and coconut oil anyway).

Handcrafted in the USA, vegan, cruelty-free, and it definitely won't turn your shower water into wine... sorry, no miracles in the ingredients list.

Get squeaky clean—body AND soul—before the big day. Your eternal damnation (and body odor) doesn't stand a chance!
https://totallycheesy.com/products/funny-soap-come-clean-with-jesus-soap

Keep Earth clean... because it ISN'T Uranus! Time to finally give Uranus the deep clean it's been begging for since midd...
03/03/2026

Keep Earth clean... because it ISN'T Uranus! Time to finally give Uranus the deep clean it's been begging for since middle school. This Black Hole scented soap is all-natural, vegan, and guaranteed to make you snort-laugh in the shower. It's the perfect gag gift for fellow ass-tronauts, chronic pun offenders, or that boyfriend who still giggles every time someone says "Uranus."

https://totallycheesy.com/products/funny-soap-keep-earth-clean-it-isnt-uranus-soap

Calling all cat lovers and space explorers!Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catst...
02/24/2026

Calling all cat lovers and space explorers!
Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstronaut" with Meow-ter Space Cat Soap!
This official soap of the Space "Purrgram" is guaranteed to make your bath time out-of-this-world." Your p***y is out of this world. Your box or mine?"
Recycle... or I'll p*e on your fresh towels.
https://totallycheesy.com/products/funny-soap-meow-ter-space-cat-soap

Stop being a dirty bird and start preening like the fabulous fowl you are! Our 'Wash Your T**s' artisan soap is dropping...
02/20/2026

Stop being a dirty bird and start preening like the fabulous fowl you are! Our 'Wash Your T**s' artisan soap is dropping the most perky puns in the bath game. Not actually for birds... but perfect for scrubbing those side bo***es, love nest, and everything in between. All-natural, vegan, and leaves you feeling fresh AF.

Whether you're a dedicated tit-watcher or just love a good bird joke, this bar's got you chirping 'talk birdy to me' in the shower. Who's adding this cheeky luxury to their routine?
https://totallycheesy.com/products/funny-soap-wash-your-tits-bar-soap

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