Shut Up, Telescope

08/16/2026

Have you ever woken up to find yourself standing over a bunch of dying rhinoceros beetles, watering them through some kind of flower pod hose contraption attached to your dress?

Of course you have. Now leave me to my hobbies and you can go back to whatever weird stuff you do behind that hedge.

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08/11/2026

I'm in good company around here!

07/28/2026

TURNIP OR ANGLER FISH??

Enjoy this connection of in no particular order... What do you think of my harvest? Would I make a good trad wife?

07/27/2026

The future's so bright... You'd better start wearing mud for sunscreen because the UV rays will be INTENSE.

07/25/2026

I had the opportunity to stop in Hatch Hollow today and I'm IN LOVE 👀❤️👀❤️👀

If you're ever in I highly recommend stopping in, and also grab some coffee and lunch at Cattail Cafe LLC ! Yummmmmm

07/23/2026

Hey guys, I was just stopping by to....... Are you.... Is this... you know what, I'll come back later.

07/10/2026

My favorite window in town... Obviously.

07/07/2026

New nonsense! Prettier nonsense! Fancier nonsense! More DIGNIFIED nonsense!

13 new designs available on Etsy and Faire, featuring wacky ladies, critters, and flowers you can actually keep alive!

Links grow on trees now:

https://linktr.ee/shutuptelescope

07/03/2026

06/14/2026

You'll always know I don't use AI in my content or product photos because they're... not very good.

BUT look! New cards are closer! Sneak peak...

I'm still working on finding the right envelope color (hey Roanoke, I think we need a comprehensive paper, stationery and packaging store with swatch books, hint hint) but I'm getting photos ready in the meantime.

Big thanks to a lovely, green-thumbed friend for loaning me her front yard as a photo backdrop while her cat dutifully watched over me.

Soon!