07/03/2026
Update:
We showed Jeff this post after closing on the 3rd and asked him how his day went. He said “okayyyyy now today makes a lot more sense”🤣 he’d been wondering why he was having an extra weird day lol. A few of his favs from the day:
1: Gentleman called the store saying (he sounded quite serious Jeff said 🤣) he was a fisherman and heard live flamingos make the best bait and he wanted to buy some
2: Gentleman asked Jeff if he ever traveled to Virginia and they got to talking about what year that was. Customer then proceeded to tell Jeff he looked exactly like a guy that rode past him on a bicycle and threw a beer at him 🤣
3: Customer asked if Zoltar does tattoos (he was quite confused lol)
4: Jeff said lots of kids were randomly telling him funny jokes throughout the day too
5: Employees informing him of doing random tasks such as wiping the corners of the building, sweeping the gravel outside, mopping places that don’t get mopped, & also bringing emotional support squirrels to work lol
He loved it! He said “sometimes you just have weird days ya know, but this makes so much more sense on why it was such an extra weird day.”🤣 Thanks for helping us w this prank guys!😊
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This is Jeff. Jeff is our super cool boss. Jeff also does not have Facebook. Please do not tell Jeff about this post. 😉
We have made it a tradition to prank Jeff on July 3rd and we would like your help! This year we are hoping to get customers to randomly tell Jeff funny unhinged phrases, questions or stories throughout the day.
The goal is for him to go “I have been having the oddest day today. You’ll never believe what this customer just told me…” and it’s over and over all day long. So if you see Jeff and wanna help us out in pranking him today, please tell him something weird, random, or funny. Thanks! 🦩
