Do Not Eat the Soap

04/15/2021

Get your soap orders in ASAP. First batch of shipments goes out early next week!

04/12/2021

It’s release day!!! All four bars and the hand salve are $8 each, shipping is a flat $8, and some local delivery/pickup is available for free. If you don’t know the drill yet, all you have to do is email/DM me 4 things:

1) your order
2) Your address
3) Your preferred payment method (Venmo/PayPal/Zelle/Other)
4) If you would like delivery, or want to arrange a drop off/pick up

Love Potion Number 9: This scent will positively have you swooning! Sweet as sugar, yet deep and mysterious at the same time, like a goth girl wearing a candy necklace. A little sweet orange and grapefruit, a little rose and sandalwood, and a whole lotta sass. Just don't go kissing any cops without consent.

Ladies Who Lunch: Remember when we used to sit on patios and drink endless mimosas and Bellinis while we scarfed down eggs benedict and avocado toast? Well, if you can't make it to a local patio any time soon, this soap is the next best thing. Bright and effervescent, with hints of champagne, peach, and berries with an elegant garnish of florals.

Life on Mars: Is that a Starman in your bathroom, or is it just this cosmically delightful soap? Earthy notes of wood and musk combine with celestial lavender and jasmine and just a hint of citrus to make for one out of this world bathing experience. If you're a fan of scents that veer into traditional masculine territory, this is the one for you!

Stupid Sexy Flanders! No colorants and no fragrance, but all the moisturizing goodness. It’s almost like this soap is wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... NOTHING AT ALL. Perfect for those with sensitive skin!

04/06/2021

Soaps and hand salves, all packed up and ready to find new homes! I’ll start taking orders this coming Monday, April 12th, at noon CST, so don’t forget!

03/29/2021

03/20/2021

Meet Stupid Sexy Flanders! This last soap for my spring release has no color and no fragrance, but all the moisturizing goodness. It’s almost like this soap is wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... NOTHING AT ALL. Perfect for those with sensitive skin!

03/16/2021

Meet Love Potion Number 9

This scent will positively have you swooning! Sweet as sugar, yet deep and mysterious as the same time, like a goth girl wearing a candy necklace. A little sweet orange and grapefruit, a little rose and sandalwood, and a whole lotta sass. Just don't go kissing any cops without consent.

03/15/2021

Meet Ladies Who Lunch

Remember when we used to sip on patios and drink endless mimosas and Bellinis while we scarfed down eggs benedict and avocado toast? Well, if you can't make it to a local patio any time soon, this soap is the next best thing. Bright and effervescent, with hints of champagne, peach, and berries with an elegant garnish of florals.

03/14/2021

Meet Life on Mars

Is that a Starman in your bathroom, or is it just this cosmically delightful soap? Earthy notes of wood and musk combine with celestial lavender and jasmine and just a hint of citrus to make for one out of this world bathing experience. If you're a fan of scents that veer into traditional masculine territory, this is the one for you!

03/12/2021

Spring soapening is happening! Meet three newest additions to the Do Not Eat the Soap family:

Life on Mars?- Is that a Starman in your bathroom, or is it just this cosmically delightful soap? Earthy notes of wood and musk combine with celestial lavender and jasmine and just a hint of citrus to make for one out of this world bathing experience. If you're a fan of scents that veer into traditional masculine territory, this is the one for you!

Ladies Who Lunch- Remember when we used to sip on patios and drink endless mimosas and Bellinis while we scarfed down eggs benedict and avocado toast? Well, if you can't make it to a local patio any time soon, this soap is the next best thing. Bright and effervescent, with hints of champagne, peach, and berries with an elegant garnish of florals.

Love Potion Number 9- This scent will positively have you swooning! Sweet as sugar, yet deep and mysterious as the same time, like a goth girl wearing a candy necklace. A little sweet orange and grapefruit, a little rose and sandalwood, and a whole lotta sass. Just don't go kissing any cops without consent.

If I have enough materials left over after this batches are done, I'm hoping to make a non fragranced soap (name to be decided later). I'll also be making up a batch of Finger Pajamas hand salve, which will have an all natural Apple and Rose scent! Keep your eyes peeled for the early April release info.

02/25/2021

I'm planning on doing three soap batches to be ready for later March/Early April! Will also be doing some of everyone's favorite hand salve with a fresh rose scent for spring! Keep your eyes peeled for release updates in the coming weeks.

01/06/2021

If I were to do a spring release, what sort of scents would you like to see?

12/07/2020

If you're wanting soapy gifts for Christmas, better let me know ASAP! Shipping deadlines are creeping up, so get those orders in!